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shaman 04-12-2010 03:26 PM

Correction. My keyboard is atrocious tonight. True story. Spilled tea all over it.

OANST 04-12-2010 03:31 PM

Weird coincidence. I spilled my semen in Abe619's mouth.

shaman 04-12-2010 03:34 PM

Still tending to the teeth marks?

OANST 04-12-2010 03:35 PM

There is no way that it was okay for me to write that.

shaman 04-12-2010 03:36 PM

Meh.

MA 04-12-2010 03:42 PM

abe619's pulled.

Nate 04-12-2010 05:45 PM

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I've already bought the peanut butter flavored lube and everything. I can't wait for our private party. I'm your private dancer.

What are you talking about? How can you dance when you've already been stuffed inside WoF?

Disgruntled Intern 04-12-2010 06:00 PM

Happy birthday.

OANST, peanut butter lube grossed me out so badly I had to google it to make sure it doesn't exist. The first search result I got was a website called 'lube lessons', which is fairly self explanatory, I think. The following are some of my favorite snippets:

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SOAP AND SHAMPOO
Almost all soaps and shampoos are suitably slippery, but a significant drawback is ever present--when they get into the tip of your penis, they burn like hell. And nothing stops pleasure flow quicker than a spicy hot jalapeño pee-hole.
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"No More Tears" baby shampoo is easy on the eyes as well as the urethra. It's by Johnson & Johnson, a subliminal nod to its actual intent.
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the stickiness of Hershey’s chocolate syrup made for an unpleasant pull standing alone. If you heat it up in the microwave and pour it over vanilla ice cream the alternating hot-cold sensation is intriguing, but the awkwardness of fucking a bowl of ice cream limits this to the once-a-decade category.
Abe, consider these pearls of wisdom your birthday gift from me to you.

Ridg3 04-13-2010 03:42 AM

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THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF LIPIDS
Most lipids, like vegetable oil, lard and margarine feel wonderful, even if they are a little hard to clean up. Peanut butter does not feel wonderful, to say the least, nor does apple butter, applesauce, tartar sauce or French dressing. Ranch and blue cheese dressings were pleasant surprises
Consider that OANST.

abe619 04-13-2010 04:58 AM

No, no guys, i don't use lubes to masturbate, i masturbate by wearing any of my pajama soft pants, get my dick (with balls/eggs(yeah that's what most of us call it here) ofcourse) out of the right socket of my underwear, and then use my left hand to rub/slide my dick between the pants and the right leg.

Josh 04-13-2010 05:03 AM

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Nate 04-13-2010 05:31 AM

abe619, I'm tempted to infract you for a disgusting level of TMI. Instead, I will just negrep you and hope that everyone else will too.

Wings of Fire 04-13-2010 07:03 AM

I use the cold part of my blanket.

Disgruntled Intern 04-13-2010 09:36 AM

Yet another reason not to eat eggs.

abe619 04-13-2010 11:28 AM

WHAT IS TMI?
and this is a birthday thread i should be getting rep not getting them whooped off my....

used:) 04-13-2010 12:24 PM

You should write love-novels, abe619.

MA 04-13-2010 12:29 PM

this abe619 kid just gets Stranger and Stranger.

abe619 04-13-2010 01:16 PM

strange is good if u r on oddworld.
and thx used;) , i know just how to describe gal while still avoiding referring to anything related to sexuality.
and to me love is sensual not sexual, so i do one of them at a time.

OddjobAbe 04-13-2010 03:00 PM

I wish that you knew how to describe yourself whilst avoiding referring to anything sexual.

shaman 04-13-2010 03:58 PM

I can take it or leave it.

MeechMunchie 04-14-2010 06:33 AM

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WHAT IS TMI?

Too Much Information.

Hooray, I'm contributive to this conversation.

Josh 04-14-2010 08:30 AM

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strange is good if u r on oddworld.

There is a fine line between being strange and being fucked-up.