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OANST 04-08-2010 03:20 PM

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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.

God, isn't it the worst? I mean, who the fuck do they think they are? Do they really think that they can follow their hearts, and take a shot at finding love like the rest of us normal people? It just makes me sick, having people let me know that they find me to be an interesting/attractive person. Fucking faggots, am I right?

And if you're anything like me, you probably have to deal with it all the time, giving you good reason to make a qualifying statement like that.

Wings of Fire 04-08-2010 03:25 PM

I don't like it when they talk about touching other guy's penises.

All. The. Time.

shaman 04-08-2010 03:28 PM

What a conincidence, i just saw Brokeback Mountain.

OANST 04-08-2010 03:30 PM

And people wonder why Heath Ledger died so young.

Taco 04-08-2010 03:52 PM

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I am really good with phycology, and even better with reverse phycology, haha.

Yes algae is fascinating innit

Phylum 04-08-2010 07:04 PM

EDIT: Goddamn! A new page has rendered this post pointless. I've done this 3 times now!

Nate 04-08-2010 10:13 PM

EDIT: I also didn't notice the second page. Oh well.

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gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.
You may be in for some trouble then. I advise you don't post in WDYLL

Also, you study algae? How does that work in reverse - do the algae study you?

Sekto Springs 04-08-2010 10:17 PM

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And people wonder why Heath Ledger died so young.
What's the difference between Heath Ledger and his jokes?







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His jokes will get old.

Also hi, new guy. Enjoy your stay! :)

Disgruntled Intern 04-08-2010 11:36 PM

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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.

That's what everyone has said until they have had my warm succulent lips wrapped around their throbbing hot cocks. Let me suck your fucking cock, baby. I'll chug that cum.




Is that the kind of thing you were talking about?

MA 04-09-2010 03:42 AM

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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me. So, I am just going to guess that you are gay, Phylum?

he's the gayest here. honestly, he measures right up to the 'i like bedposts ^_^' mark on our very own Gayometer. i mean, Pilot doesn't even measure that far. he only goes up to the 'spring cleaner in winter' mark.

fuck the gays. fuck 'em fuck 'em. Hheeeeeeeeeeeegh

Phylum 04-09-2010 04:08 AM

I'd like to take this opportunity to clarify that I am, in fact, not gay. It's never been stated here before, and I'd like to now make it clear.

I also think that a dislike of gays hitting on you is reason to leave these forums.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 08:24 AM

Actually, the few members here that are full-blown gay and not just bi are pretty reasonable about it.
We don't have any Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-in-Flawless-Drag-Queen-gays.

Well, maybe Peter.
WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.

Wings of Fire 04-09-2010 08:27 AM

A mere technicality!

Josh 04-09-2010 08:29 AM

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WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.

*Tut*

Greedy.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 08:30 AM

Sorry, Joe. You're too effeminate to be a drag queen.
And yes Josh, he is indeed a greedy bastard.

OANST 04-09-2010 09:40 AM

His asshole is greedy for cock. Leto posted some vids, I think.

Mac Sirloin 04-09-2010 12:45 PM

You guys are fucking

used:) 04-09-2010 12:59 PM

Yay! Another Pennsylvanian! Welcome.

Phlyum is gay, the mods are gay, everyone's gay here, even OANST, who has a daughter.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:04 PM

So now the forums have four Pennsylvanians. Lordy! Who knew Oddworld would be so prevalent on the opposite coast?

Used, myself, and Lacy Hemsmire all live near the Pittsburgh area. At this rate we can have our own mini Odd-con.

OANST 04-09-2010 01:07 PM

They will definitely hit on you, though. Take that into consideration.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:13 PM

You know I only have eyes for you, Mat.

OANST 04-09-2010 01:15 PM

Big eyes.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:48 PM

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...big_eyes_1.jpg

MA 04-09-2010 03:05 PM

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You guys are fucking

yay! Kastere's drunk again!

The_Dead 04-09-2010 04:39 PM

Right, haha, very intresting folks here... haha. God, I feel so damn dumb, it was fairly late/early in the morning, whatever you want to label 3AM. Psychology, not phycology, my bad.. Yes, PA, I live in a little shit hole called, Lansdale.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 04:58 PM

Wow, Lansdale. That's on the opposite side of the state from the rest of us.

Phylum 04-09-2010 06:03 PM

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even OANST, who has a daughter.

I think the more pressing issue is his wife.

Pilot 04-09-2010 06:40 PM

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I love innuendo's,

You can't handle the truth.

Nate 04-09-2010 07:30 PM

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I think the more pressing issue is his wife.

That doesn't mean anything; there are plenty of lavender marriages out there. But the child implies sexual intercourse has occurred at least once.


Then again, Michael Jackson has three kids, so make of that as you will.

enchilado 04-09-2010 07:32 PM

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had

Fix'd.