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Yeah, Dorian's brother printed a few out, framed them and added them to his Star Wars shrine. Kid's a nerd, but he also has two girlfriends that have no idea about each other, so I guess his midichlorian count must be pretty high.

If I know this forum very well... and I do... then I already know that everyone will love this.

http://toolmanf.ytmnd.com/

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/06/viper-1.jpg
"The car was built by Dean Shorey, the master ride mechanic for Seabreeze Amusement Park in Rochester, NY. I worked there as a systems engineer for one season on a custom pump house control system for their waterpark. Dean and his crew have that park in such good working order, that he has a lot of free time on his hands, especially in the off seasons (when the park isn't building custom antique style carousels for other parks). So he restores and collects cars. Last I talked with him, he had over 20 something vehicles in various states of restoration. He's a big fan of the original BSG, so he decided to build himself a STREET LEGAL Viper Starfighter. From what I remember, the front end is off of an old postal Jeep, it has chevy small block engine (cause Dean is a GM guy and he has lots of small blocks lying around the shop). It seats one person and has a cassette deck. No A/C."

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/06/painting-1.jpg
"I paint representational portraits directly on top of the people I am representing. The models are transformed into embodiments of the artist's interpretation of their essence. When captured on film, the living, breathing people underneath the paint disappear, overshadowed by the masks of themselves."

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/07...ero-supply.jpg
Come on, Brooklyn.

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I piddled my pants. :D

Yeah, immediately thought of you when I saw it.

well, you and Kastere.

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Lesbians

I like this one myself.

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I never get tired of keyboard cat.

Famous typos:

“Boeing loses $70 million due to misplaced comma.”

San Francisco Chronicle

“Death sentence challenged over typo.”

---Sacramento Bee

“This contract shall be effective as of the singing of this agreement.”

---From a customer’s rental agreement; he was not a vocalist.

“He used his wench to pull his truck out of the ditch.”

---That’s not the purpose of women.

“I know judo, karate, jujitsu and other forms of marital arts.”

---Next time, try love, understanding and communication.

“Sign up now for our Beauty and Fitness Curse.”

--Open Education Exchange

“We practice an esoteric form of transcendental medication.”

--A customer’s newsletter

“To Whom I May Concern:”

--Oops. Saw that on a letter one day.

“We proudly feature some-day shipping.”

--I may need it sooner than that.

“Our massage treatments help relive your pain.”

--From a brochure

“The penis mightier than the sword.”

--For lack of a space…

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She sounds nice.

Hey if Susan Boyle can do it...

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/311...ntactalien.png
I edited out the swearing for another forum. I don't think it matters much tho

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It's hard to decide who is worse.

Not really. Faggots don't laze around on the porch all day, eating watermelon and fried chicken while they wait for the sun to go down so they can steal my car stereo, do they?

Nate? Stop sucking cock long enough to settle this.

uh oh

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Nate? Stop sucking cock long enough to settle this.

No, you're right; I don't have a front porch.

Aren't the KKK really super-pro the USA? They'd be horrified by the WBC protesting soldiers' funerals and all that.

http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212

Somebody made XKCD Hell Tetris.