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shaman 03-15-2010 09:55 AM
Shut up. We're your parent nation. Why don't you visit more often?

OANST 03-15-2010 10:00 AM
My parents never sucked a dick in their life. Well, maybe my dad.

Wings of Fire 03-15-2010 10:02 AM



Now this is how you subtlely rewrite history well.

OANST 03-15-2010 01:01 PM
French people murder babies.

MA 03-15-2010 01:22 PM
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Did you know that British people suck dick? It's true. I've seen videos.
did you know American people take it up the arse? its true. i've seen videos.

somehow, that doesn't work quite as well.

OANST 03-15-2010 01:24 PM
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did you know American people take it up the arse? its true. i've seen videos.

somehow, that doesn't work quite as well.
Might be because YOU'RE A RIP OFF ROGER THAT'S WHY.

enchilado 03-15-2010 01:25 PM
I've seen both videos of Americans and Brits sucking dick. And Russians, come to think of it.

MA 03-15-2010 01:26 PM
Cat's don't smoke cigarettes.

^^^^MINE THAT IS

OANST 03-15-2010 01:26 PM
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I've seen both videos of Americans and Brits sucking dick. And Russians, come to think of it.
Yes. Let's take the stupid joke for a ride around the block a few more times. It's bound to get better with fermentation.

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Cat's don't smoke cigarettes.

^^^^MINE THAT IS
Oh, you lying cunt.

Havoc 03-15-2010 03:02 PM
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Yes. Let's take the stupid joke for a ride around the block a few more times. It's bound to get better with fermentation.
I've seen Americans suck British dick and Brits sucking American dick.

In fact, I think I even know the guys names. Tony and George... something. :fuzconf:

Alcar 03-15-2010 06:42 PM
I've seen many British men sucking Australian dick. Up close.

Nay an American yet.

Alcar...

Nate 03-15-2010 09:17 PM
How strange; my observations have led me to the opposite conclusion; I've seen far more Americans sucking Australian dick than British. How on earth can you explain such a contradiction?


I resisted the urge to add a superfluous 'k' to that last word.

Grieva 03-15-2010 09:27 PM
You go to different parties?

Alcar 03-15-2010 09:40 PM
More like different countries.

Alcar...

Ridg3 03-16-2010 02:04 AM
I should really pay attention to the threads I create :S

also Alcar...kudos to you.

MA 03-16-2010 07:54 AM
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I've seen Americans suck British dick and Brits sucking American dick.

In fact, I think I even know the guys names. Tony and George... something. :fuzconf:
you're in no position, Havoc.

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Dear United of the Kingdoms,

This is the Netherlands lol. I was just letting you know I'm gonna sue yo ass, dude. Sue it right under the damn sea. u know y? u wanna no y? eye'll tell u y.

You keep putting bullshit research in the tabloids, man! I mean WTF? Really. Not only that, but we got the biggest damn harbour on the PLANET, dude. No wat else? Guess where the richest and most important patch of land is in Europe. No wait, the world. That's right, bitch! NETHERLANDS MAWFUCKA!

But anyway, i digest. The point of this letter is to let you know that I, the Netherlands, can has sue you, and will. So get that wrinkly-ass queen in the ring with me an mah homies, and we'll see who's lolling. And buy that I mean we're gonna sue you.

Yours confusingly,
Havoc
(NAME SAYS IT ALL, DAWG!)

Havoc 03-16-2010 07:58 AM
I wrote that? Seriously? Gimme linkage.

MA 03-16-2010 08:02 AM
sorry, short term memory loss.

MeechMunchie 03-16-2010 09:49 AM
The old duffer's going senile already.

AND A MEME IS BORN

Oh, and we used to have Cadbury's.

Josh 03-16-2010 09:56 AM
Krafty fuckers.

OddjobAbe 03-16-2010 11:06 AM
I digest.

enchilado 03-16-2010 03:17 PM
Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?

MA 03-16-2010 04:39 PM
Ench got the time machine working!

Emesdee 03-16-2010 10:23 PM
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Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?
Some time last month.

Phylum 03-17-2010 03:01 AM
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Ench got the time machine working!
We ought to make a thread about that!

EDIT: Damn...

Sekto Springs 03-17-2010 03:04 AM
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Fuck! I heard Kraft was planning to buy Cadbury's, does this mean they actually have?
Haven't you heard? The cream eggs are now filled with cheese.

Hobo 03-17-2010 04:04 AM
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Haven't you heard? The cream eggs are now filled with cheese.
That'd be amazing.

Emesdee 03-18-2010 06:31 AM
Why stop there? Just fill them with macaroni too.

Pilot 03-18-2010 09:42 AM
Cadbury Kreem Eggs are nasty ass.

Hey Emesdee, your name reminds me of the old MSD that came with Microsoft DOS 6. /wayback

OANST 03-19-2010 05:51 AM
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Cadbury Kreem Eggs are nasty ass.
Agreed. Just thinking about them makes me feel nauseous.


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