Thank heavens. I was running out of paper bags to breath into.

They even have ones that you can hook up to a hose or something so you can shoot out liquid up to twenty feet. Why in the world they would do that, I'd rather not know. You'd think people would want to avoid turning their intestines to salsa.

Those are most likely enemas or douches.

Alcar...

It's meant to be a presentation of the toys you already own. If you don't own any yet, just post the ones you wish you owned.

Umm...wow. Just wow. I mean...God, really?
This is insanely hilarious despite the fact that I first came here when i was ten...and every other kid can see this...Oh, fuck it.
POST MORE PICS

Dildos are hardly Earth shatteringly orgasmically abhorrent.

Alcar...

I wish I owned that dragonny one.

This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys

Oh my god


*posreps*

WOW some of those in the link are so messed....
And they look painful.

Woah.

If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is

I had a vibrator, but I apparently lost it.

Yeah, a lot of Bad Dragon's stuff definitely looks painful.

thanks for clarifying. god forbid someone actually click the link and see for themselves. now, how do i get off this page?

Or a wallaby's. WHO LOVES ROCKO!

Oh god.

I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches!

Perfect.

Alcar...

I bet alcar could take it

How about 10 inches more?

http://www.zoofur.com/image.php?type=P&id=16155

Toy horsecock yay.

I take it that you're not a John Holmes fan, then.

John Holmes? Probably not...who is he?
and GOD THAT ONE IS BIGGER!

Well SOMEONE knows where to get the good stuff huh?

I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway :fuzwink:

just open your arse and stand on the nearest railway line. then you'll get something really big shunting up your colon.

Isn't my tiger lovin' public knowledge?

Not to the fake dick manufacturers.

Wow, I don't think I've ever deleted 64 posts at once. This is a Sex Toy thread, not a fanart thread or a Let's Tease Havoc thread or a Discussion On The Word Horass thread or anything else that's been going on in the last week. Sex Toys. That's it.

Personally, I think even this is better then nobody posting at all.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU NATE I WOULD HUG YOU ESEPT I'm on the computer....
Umm, since this is about sex toys, let's move onto something other than dildoes.
There's this thing I'm not even sure what it's called, but it's like a cream that girls put on their pussies and it makes them tighter. It like dries out the cells around the vaginal walls or something, IDK I was just looking at the article going OH MY GOD THAT'S GROSS!

http://www.sediva.com/images/product...62/10007-2.jpg

That's a two-liter bottle of Sprite for comparison.