Shouldn't saved a bullet for one of you blokes
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(Deep monotone) 'I disagree.'
'Bollocks!' 'Shit, it's brass monkeys' out there!' |
I like to say the following:
Fucktard AssFuck Fuckhole (i made this one up when I was about to pass out) I'm gonna Kill you I'm SCREWED! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! You LIE! and I can't think of any more....crap. |
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"I'd rather cum in my own eyesockets."
"I'm paraplegic." "Suck my bloody tampon!" |
"No, I will not fuck you with my nose as I lick your asshole."
A classic. |
"What a shit thread"
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"Hobo is a comatose diabetic retarded communist diseased faggot who couldn't beat a limbless infant in a fight. ON CRUTCHES."
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fistycuffs time. for the sake of OT, yes i suppose that's a favourite phrase of mine. |
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Hey kid got a message for your mums foetus...bad foetus, don't ever make that mistake again!
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The shit has hit the fan.
Blood and ashes. I'll beat you like a red-headed step child. Yo mama's so fat she has more curves then space-time in the presence of a large mass. |
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MM got the time machine working!
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I don't get it.
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Maggots
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@slig#5719 - What do you mean 'blood and ashes'? Depending on what it means, I might say it now.
SWEAR WORD! CURSE! But why? >sniffles< BOLLOCKS! (it means 'testicles') WHY ME???? KILL ME! PLEASE! |
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But after losing that weakness, you gain a fucking ton of other disadvantages.
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Ah, I give up. I can't be arsed to do deadpan trolling.
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I don't get it.
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MUY BUENO
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The rest of the world does. Get with the fucking program you god damn American retards.
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It's definitely 'Beat you like a red headed step child' because of some form of half rhyme therein.
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"Why don't you go take a great big shit up your own butt?"
I really don't know the origin of it is, but I love saying it. |
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