I go crazy, yell, feel dizzy and then spill my load.

I've never gotten stressed very often, but these days its ridiculous. Even at university when I had exams later that day that I wasn't sufficiently prepared for, I was sitting around bored and uninterested.

I don't think that was an appropriate response.

I just get progressively more irritable. I remember I once shouted at a friend because he had his computer monitor on High Contrast.

You only shouted? Man, that guy's lucky he's not my friend.

Indeed, he's very lucky it wasn't

that.

i don't get the 'spill my load' bit. does being stressed turn you on?

It makes me lose hair and destroy what I'm doing. I'm especially stressed when I'm doing industrial drawing, so I crumple my sheets.

I usually like to break things...

I never get stressed, actually.

GET A PERSONA OR BE YOURSELF OR SOMETHING

fucking confusing, you are.

Okay I've been Brightslapping people all day and now the stress is wearing off and I'm crashing but I still have to do this motherhugging statistical analysis.