I always end up acting like Mr. Lahey if I try the 'gay when drunk' card.

you have a 'gay when drunk' card? lol, what else is in your hand?

only habits I've got are keeping my arm on my lap a lot and running my fingers on my stubble

In Peter's case, its a "drunk when gay" card.

I do turn up the flaming while inebriated.

Alcar...

ha. thing is my mates start acting like it too, apart from a couple. its too much drink.

innuendo, anyone?

I thought precisely the same.

I'm always scratching my tache. I think I secretly wish it was long and twirly so I could twizzle it and chuckle in a dastardly manner.

Yes, that is a contributing factor to my love of all things dastardly.

our tache-clique is coming on quite well, i think.

Who shall we get next?