why? you haven't killed anyone, have you?

*looks at blood on hands and the dead body laying over the sink*

Nah.

It was a joke. Nervously, for the chance Nate would infract me but a joke nonetheless.

Negrep for Kareel for suggesting that me of all people could be wrong. Deplorable.

No, you're wrong.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...e/dscf0002.jpg
Also take note of the dynamometer car that recorded the Mallard's speed of 125.88mph.

MA: that stopped being funny about five instances ago. Give it up.

You leave Mars alone, you son of a bitch. Who do you think you are, waltzing in here with your fancy pants and soft towels? Do you think that you own this motherfucker? Huh? You had better just check yourself before you start attacking long respected members like Mars again.

How'm I doin'?

You old bastard.

Did anyone realize that was a joke?

That's what I'm saying. Mars is just joking, guys. Back the fuck off.

Oh, you don't hate me. Good.

I LOOOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Alright, shut up.

Yes, my love.

He likes it when you treat him rough.

I could spit on him and call him scum...

I will tie you down and make a goat fuck you in the ass. You can pretend it's Pan or some other fucking thing.

That would be magical...
See what i did there?

All of you are creepy. Especially oldie.

I love you so much.

I didn't know they made an anime with Michael Jackson in it!

Goddamnit, I just wasted my 5,000th post.

To make it worth something:

Nate touched me inappropriately!

There are lots of things that you don't know.

Happy Birthday!

Clearly he doesn't remember even half of our evening together.

My eyes are burning. I think I'm turning into a blind Mudokon.

Don't anyone of you dare lead me into a shredder. My weirdo spirit will haunt you until the phantom comes out. That, or you stop making gay jokes.

Oh fuck, that made me laugh. A real knee slapper, that was.

Yays he hates me again.

Unless of course he was serious.

O_o.......naa.

Now I am blind.

why are you raping the shit out of someone's birthday thread?

hmm?