He wasn't. My erections are just that magnificent.

To reach in to the next cubicle?

an office glory hole, if you will.

suckle upon mine penith, spake monsignior intern. sirtonious roger, the humble coworker in yonder stall, gracefully decline sir's offer of sucklation, and opted for a less fraternous days work.

Oh, yeah. I don't work in an office any more. I quit that job. I work elsewhere. For the state. That's all I can really say.

I dont post that much, just lurk. I see a thread thats like 6 pages long and I dont want to have to read through it. So I dont.

I don't read through it, but post anyway just to annoy folk.
:tard:

OWF is just one of many sites I visit and check on a daily basis. It's more of a routine than an addiction, I think.

I go on about two other sites. One is a Sims Forum and the other is a forum where I speak with my online friends. I'm also admin on a failing forum called Spiffy MB.

I try not to spend to much time here. I fail at it. Hard.

I only come here because you fucks need me.

And if one day we won't need you?

I do a thing similar to Kastere's, I mean I type "o" and I'm in OWF, then I post or I read some posts and then leave, then open a new page and I go to youtube or hotmail (or facebook XD) but I come back to OWF soon...

Like, say, now?

I smell a mutiny

Eat a shit.

I need you in an entirely different capacity baby

first forum i joined, and only one at that. place where i like to unwind due to irregular working hours. and, actually, where i was taught the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. previous posts are an embarrassment because of that. oh, that and the newbie cuntshitwanker i was. yeah. that plays quite a big factor.

i'm not an illegal alien.

just throwing that out there.

Almost every time I leave my computer, I quickly check for posts on OWF. There's a certain (e-)air about this place. I don't know what it is, but I feel like this is a second home for me. Not really a home, but something similar. I think I come here to escape from whatver I should be doing and to talk with people who are different. People who can make me laugh, wonder or give out very good advice.

OWF is also my homepage.:D

I just can't bring myself to set OWF as my homepage. I have before, and when I did I wouldn't post here for some reason. Also I use native, so big-ass picture of Abe when I open my browser and am hanging out with people? No thanks.

I remember you doing it and sometimes being mock because of it :) you were a regular newbie but then you grew your importance and influence on others and then become an imaginary mod... aaaaah the history... everyone outclassed me here!

from other thread but i'm avoiding an infraction;
this a kajillian times. it bugs the shit out of me when people make a snarky comeback about this just being an online persona/front; its how i am in life, and for the above reasons, and for good reason. too much time spent with farmers. they're a cunts, that is true. it rubs off on you.

EDIT: don't be silly, AiN, you're not outclassed. that's impossible. love you always.

Ha. It's nothing that glamorous. But the branch I work for is notorious for snooping their employees online as the shit I deal with is pretty confidential [yet boring] and I just don't want to fuck this one up. Despite the bullshit, it's an easy job.

On topic:

I often find myself slightly bummed when some of my favorite users aren't posting on a regular basis. Damn you and your social lives.

This was the first internet forum I ever joined and really one of the first internet sites I frequently visited aside from Oddworld.com. Furthermore, I was extremely addicted to the Oddworld games and discussing them here and awaiting any scrap of information about Munch's Oddysee and the future of the series. Also like many I remained an active member because of the people here. Unfortunately, as I've gotten older and much busier with college, my career, and other things, posting here and visiting has become a rarity these days. Still, it's really hard to believe that it's almost been ten years since I first joined the forums.

This site's too slow for me to get addicted to it. Except NOT ALWAYS

WHEN IM HERE YOU POST ONCE LIEK A DAY

THEN WHEN I LEAVE YOU ALL FUCKING JUST SIT ON YOUR GODDAMN KEYBOARDS AND HOP AND DOWN WITH GLEE AND SHIT UP THE FORUMS

YOU FUCKS DO THIS ON PURPOSE

You guys all need to learn about something called Tabbed Browsing, I have multiple homepages.

I have zero homepages. I don't lose my open tabs when I close my browser.

Yeah, I had it like that for a while but it's a pretty rude awakening if you've got five youtube videos playing.

OWF takes pride of place on my Bookmarks Toolbar. I try to get here once a day. Then I just click New Posts, read through it all, check new blogs, click NP again, and I'm off. Takes about an hour or so.

Flashblock.

i never use the New Posts thing, myself. i just look through things the 'old fashioned' way.

and i tend to check the blogs first.

woopidoo

I only relatively recently discovered the New Posts feature. Saves so much effort, I tell you. Now I scarcely ever use the keywords I have set up for each forum and sub-forum.