impregnated, rather

It's happened when I was fucking 12, I didn't know what parties were, I only wanted to make my fluids go out! Now I forgot what happened that day and I want to have fun!

I still think that's fucking disgusting. Especially when I'm drinking a snowball.

Jordan, you prude. ^^

YOU WERE FUCKING TWELVE PEOPLE AT ONCE?!

That's just fuckin' greedy.

YES.

AiN, don't make out you didn't enjoy it. i bet you let it set and kept it as a face mask.

No well, I washed my face for two hours, but something liquid and hot touched my lips... then I don't remember.

I blasted myself in the face on Saturday, actually. The first shot got me square in the face, but I managed to jerk out of the way of the next one. All in all, I ended up with four large shots on my pillow, and one on my face.

i hope that's a fucking joke for the love of fucking god you fucking fuck

fuck sakes

Bukkakes? Fuck sakes.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

it'd have to be a pretty strong blast or damn acidic to obliterate an eye. do you torrent or something?

alright that's enough of this disgusting shit from me. i'm usually moaning about other people doing it and now i'm fucking picking it up.

Not a joke. I wasn't masturbating, and it didn't get in my mouth, so it's not exactly like AiN. Close enough for government work, though.

Also, not the first time.

Weh, weh I didn't get it in my mouth!! It went on my face!!

YOU SAID YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH!

On my lips!!!

But did you taste it? Inquiring minds want to know. Mainly Max.

No I didn't, really... I kept strongly my mouth closed.

I can swear it.

Well, that's a shame.

Why? I'm not gay!

Well, that's a shame.

But it would have been funny.

And disgusting... suroiusly, I am afraid of semen, even though it's mine.

The salt of the earth.

Then you're a homophobe?

Go away, we don't want your kind here.

AiN, your semen is wonderful and beautiful, don't be scared of it.

that statement certainly means you are.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
how childish of me.

High pressure is something that can be learned; just find a toilet that someone forgot to flush, and practice eroding the turd. PUSH HARD.

It becomes a personal mission to erode a urinal cake with my pee the second I find one.

Work.

No, just kidding. Probably get drunk, just like any other New Year's Eve.