This Oddwold thing sounds a lot like Avatar????????:confused:

Fuck you too.

S'mo Bs

You is!

Welcome Abe_Ross, don't drop the soap.

I've barely understood anything you people are saying...


BUT IS CHUCK NORRIS AMONG US!? I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

Did I tell you about the time I made MO an Xbox exclusive? That was some funny hate mail...:tard:

and the time you gave out free pterodactyl porn in 2009?

BAN

Oh please, you enjoyed it.

that may be true, but next time post something more bovine-related. for me.

Lesbians?

oh god. bovine lesbianism. you don't know how much that 'invigorates' me.

EDIT: WoF: heifers do that when bulling. don't see what they get out of it but the poor things are just randy and want serving.

I was thinking more whoever drew that did not know that udders are tits.

Well this went off topic plus nice cows. They seem to Turn my Sister on.:confused:

You did what now?

welcome to the shit pit , kid , and u look tough and kewl already ,think u can survive the oddworld forums?
of course u will.....if u are able to stand annoyman , used; , mollucks assistant , OANST , Wings of fire or meechmunchie

That would have looked far more impressive with correct spelling and punctuation.

I'M PUZZLING OVER THIS

i know its some sort of joke but i cant for the life of me work it out. i need to be embarrassed and have the joke explained to me.

This is why no one should vote for this dickhead. He's a dickhead.

I think he's pointing out that a) The picture implies the udders are dicks and b) If the cows are lesbians they would likely involve the breasts more.

I just typed in Cow Porn into Google and clicked on whatever was legal. I'm guessing they are lesbian cows. I dunno, the site was in Russian.

Bulls do not have enlarged udders right? Like men don't have tits.

Surely the artist thought he was drawing bull on cow but didn't know the difference.

its more likely the artist was illustrating the mounting behaviour between bulling heifers. that's what i explained to you when i first replied; 2 heifers will definitely do that at some time in their life. if they begin bulling (getting randy, ready for serving) they will mount other heifers. there are also devices that can be glued onto their backs that indicate whether another cow has mounted her. thus telling you when she is ready.

http://www.vetmed.lsu.edu/eiltslotus...V_STANDING.JPG

one heifer actually tried to mount me once, and i was only 16 at the time so i just grabbed hold of the gate. luckily, she hooked her hooves over the gate rather than my shoulders, otherwise i'd have been crushed. true story. never turn your back on a randy heifer. or a bull, which is worse.

and i want a 300 word essay on cattle calving procedures for next class, too.

Only here could a welcome topic turn into a Cow sex discussion.

Google would fucking obliterate us if we may a thread about it...

...I think I'm missing something here.

Anyway, welcome new person.

I miss the good old days where the amount of trolls was confined to Hobo and OANST and the amount of pure dickheads was confined to PV.

Who's PV?