I vote Myself.

I accept my nomination, on the grounds that accepting nominations gets you places.

Thank you, good sir. But you must wait until the voting begins!

You hear that, Abe619? He called you stupid.

I never did. Wait. What gets me more votes?

Hmmm. Hope or Maverick. Maybe both.

I nominate myself to be Oanst's campaign manager.

Accepted.

I nominate DI

A vote for Kastere is a vote for dry colorless campaign slogans.

If you elect Oanst, he promises he'll give back the national rep surplus to the people like you deserve and will deregulate the rep system. Maybe kill some Muslims while we're at it.

You'll be drowning in rep as the muslims drown in my piss!

You're my drop in the ocean <3

Oanst lives in Michigan which is right by Canada. Think of the experience he must have in foreign relations.

A vote for OANST is a vote for that which a dog cannot see! Our greatest enemy is color, my friends, and he wants you to see him covered in it! The man owns two cats, for crying out loud! Mans worst enemy as I was taught in Canadian preschool. If elected, I will b blind the everloving shit out of you. Then I'll come into your houses at night, and wreck up the place!

I can almost see Canada from where I live. I went there once. They have weird bowling!

OANST will enslave our sons and prostitute our daughters, he also wants to let blacks and pollocks into the forum.

They will steal OUR jobs and OUR women, I think we as a people need not stand for this oppression.

WoF raped a baby.

A black baby.

And I'd do it again.

WoF would like to obfuscate the fact that if you are a man-child, under the age of 18, he will attempt to touch your penis. He will then talk about nothing but having touched your penis for a really long time.

Used8=D, WoF and OANST are all part of a single transdimensional shittosaur that will do anything it can to violate you. Its newest campaign is this election! I say ha! Vote for Kastere and I will transfer every single bullet bomb and baby at them until THEY GO AWAY.

Kastere is a faggot.

WoF is gay.

OANST took ten hours to figure out how Lego works.

Who wants to buy my vote?


edit:

FINE JEEZ

Kastere will steal all of your Transformer figures. He will then pose them.

Kastere uses your tax money to play with bolts and screws all day.

Kastere thinks Dreamwave comics are decent.

Fuck all of you, I vote Leto. And DI. And OANST.

I'll buy your vote, good sir. Here. Have some rep.

I'm going rogue.

Vote Used!