He was my dad. Cuntmonkey had it coming. He also told a bunch of lies about me to my mother and then fucked off for good when I sent him an email that just had the words 'Fuck You' in them.

This conversation bores me.

Maybe that's why you're labled 'worst member ever'.


mumble...eyesight...mumble

That's charming.

this place is further down the pan than usual, tonight.

You're probably right.

Josh, you seem very angry. Do you need a hug?

Mars: Why would you hate jews? Out of all the christ-based monotheistic religions, theirs is probably the only one I can stomach. Do you also hate Robin Williams? Hank Azaria? Jack Black? They're all jews in case you didn't know (or at least were at one point in their lives).

As for catholicism, I tend to stay away from that whole mess. I've only had to deal with a few christian extremists in my life, and I couldn't tell you if they were actually catholic, protestant, or what. I follow some very basic rules in regards to all religions: don't preach to me, don't try to "save" me, and don't pick an argument with me about why evolution is the work of the devil because you will lose. If you can be tactful enough to keep your religion off of me and my genitals, then you're already on good terms with me. I only tend to dislike catholics (or any religion) as a whole when they do something outrageous like burning down an abortion clinic or jumping anyone dumb enough to walk home alone after a night at the local gay bar.

Well I shouldn't have expected a serious reason for your undying hatred towards religion, any of you, now I have to rant about how good it is and how I would rather flames as my sepulchre for being a believer!

I must firstly say that without christianity and Jesus you wouldn't have Christmas (Chirsts Mass) you inconsiderate, wankers!

Secondly, I too believe that zealots are an evil sub denomination of christianity but note that there are very few zealot groups incorporated with the Catholocism branch! When do you go to London and see the Greaitaii or Smyrnian Zealots walking around London with swords and guns killing anyone who does not renounce there athiest ways!
"I say, what about those athiests aye, how about we cause a ruckus and fuck them up a bit aye?" Says one.
"Indeed I agree, let us march from an underground sewer church in a horde!" cries another.

On another note, yes there are disgusting priests and clergymen that have molested children in the past but then there are accounts in all Abrahamic religions and Eastern ones as well!

Of course I must also write that ithout God none of you would exist and the fact that Biblical texts contradict themselves is not entirely true, if, like me you can place your hnd on an important object and say - "I have read the bible front to back" then you will know that there are more than one meanings for most of the book, there are poor translations from hebrew and latin to English, remember a church that can control what the origional texts are has more power! We are talking 13th century on here.

Then there is the fact that God is testing us all by making it hard for us to follow him, only the true believers will stick his cause!

Lastly I would like to say that wow, 32+ replies in an hour, my most posted topic ever! Merry fucking christmas. Rant over.

90% of Christmas's practices (christmas tree, gift exchange, feasting, etc.) are actually pagan in origin. It's all based around the winter solstice and was celebrated long before Europe even heard of Christ. Christ was definitely not born on December 25th, so any justification of Christmas being holy pre-Constantine is baseless.

Also you swore. You're going to hell.

Not true. The date of Christ's birth is uncertain, but it is likely not the 25th of December. They were already festival days for Pagans (Yule) and Romans, celebrating the rebirth of the Sun and the lengthening of the days. Basically, when the Priests were chatting the whole Christianity gig over with Roman officials, the Romans said 'Well, a lot of our culture depends on that festival. Can't we just keep that but rebrand it as the birth of Christ?'. Naturally the Romans were in power so they won.

Not really a valid argument to Atheists, plus isn't that also support for any creationist religion?

EDIT: See, I just knew Sekto would steal my religious trivia.

W00T FOR SECKTO! :D


I love logic :D


EDIT: JEEZ, how could I forget this.


THIS IS ODDWORLD!!!

Well I'm converting, screw you guys.

Answer my question, you anti-semitic little turd.

Well I know that Christ may not have been born on 25th likely in the summer so a 1 in 356 chance.

I doubt you go to hell for cussing! Let's be honest wh odoesn't, I haven't read anywhere in the bible that says Thou shalt not swear and besides, I usually say sorry to God after a day for swearing etc any way!

EDIT: Yay for conversion WoF (I know your not serious but anywho)

Io Saturnalia!


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5060356

I love God.

Phew! Way to dodge a bullet by ignoring it, STM.

Actually I've always been officially Roman Catholic.

That explains the portal to hell located in your left eye.

I didn't answer your question, and I don't plan too. However, I got my 300th post to be sparta-ish.

Ugggggggh I hate threads like these.

I hate the preaching numpties who are right up God's arse. Winds me up. It's like communicating with fucking mediaeval people.

tell me about it. The Sun and The Daily Mail at the top of the chart for mediaevalness.
you did it again!

I wondered what you were on about until I re-read "mediaeval". Now I keep reading it as "media-evil".
I got it. I did. I got the joke.

The Sun is so shit, it's funnier than Private Eye. It's got to be a chuffing parody.

My feelings about Catholisism don't differ much from my feelings for islam.

"The belief system isn't for me, but the people are for the most part ok".

I get really angry when people graffiti their religion or country on something. I often pass a structure that has great big graffiti that reads "Islam", which really pisses me off. Not very much against the whole religious area, but when it feels like they're "marking" our land, it irritates me.

That's how I feel about all religions that aren't Wicca.

...I don't understand you people.

What a surprise.

You wanna throw it down bitch?! You wanna throw it down? I'll throw it down. I'll throw it down, set fire to it along with a few candles, breathe it's fumes and curse yo' ass.

;)