I use fag to either mean God, Ryan your're such a fag (See: Dick, playful inflection) or Man, that Chris Crocker is such a fag (See: Nauseatingly homosexual to the point of self parody, tiresome inflection).

Eh, I don't know. I say god damn a lot. In front of pretty much everyone. Fuck is somewhat of a rarity for me, but cunt is a real crowd pleaser.

Although for the record, I only call men cunts. Once in a blue moon I'll call a woman a cunt, but that tends to be more of a passing comment rather than an insult. Like, "Man, did you see that cunt over there? She had stupid hair". Despite the sentence itself being a negative, the 'cunt' is just a filler for me. In those situations I refer to most women as either cunts or broads. I know it's in poor form, but it's just a bad habit I picked up somewhere along the line and have been too lazy to part with.

Also, I call Dorian a cunt a lot. It makes her laugh. Example:

Me: Hey, where are my shoes?
Dorian: In the closet. Where they should be.
Me: Ah, you cunt.
Dorian: hahahahahahahailoveyouuuu

That's some heart-warming sitcom material right thar.

DI and Oanst should so collaborate. Seriosuly, that shit is HBO and Showtime worthy.

The only people that don't like it when I say Goddamn are my relatives and churchgoers, neither of which I see very often right now.

Cunt.

Actually, I pretty much agree. I feel that if he were on the left-hand-side, I would be more than willing to sit down and write with him.

Also, our kids would be friends.

Also, OANST and I would smoke pot.

Also, we might kiss a little.

Also, that's okay. There's nothing wrong with experimenting.

Thread's over, it's Cunt.

Oh, cunt-off already you mother cunting son of a cunt.

Good Will Cunting.

Google: Cunt.

Sure to find The Cunt for Red October.

I never understood why people take offence to 'goddamnit'. You're basically asking god to damn the situation you're currently in. How is that at all offensive to god or his followers?

What's even more fun is Dutch version of 'goddamnit' which is 'godverdomme'. In which you're basically asking god to damn you, not the situation.

It's still taking the name of the lord in vain, third commandment and all.

Don't you ever suggest you can tell God what to do. If you do it again, I'll pray to Him and tell Him to damn you.

How come we can talk to God, but when he talks to us they all scream 'schizophrenic!'?

Ontopic: The worst of them all has to be Chi** and Ni****. I have no problem with words like cunt and fuck.

Chick and Nighty? You naughty boy, you.

These don't really work since they're reserved for set races of people. I couldn't walk up to my dad and call him a nigger. He'd just be like "Where the fuck did you learn that shit language, you stupid cunt?"

Actually he'd more likely just vomit since he's sick.

"Suck my bloody tampon!"

I generally avoid the word 'Cunt', mainly because my female friends tend to get violent when they hear it used.

I always find it hilarious when American tv shows, even ones that are rated specifically for adults and shown late at night, bleep anything approaching a swearword; even words like 'tits' or 'crap'. Even more so when they pixelate a hand gesture. Here in Australia, tv and radio shows can say 'shit' at pretty much any time of day and there are no restrictions at all after 8:30pm.

On the other hand, this advert caused some controversy when it was on tv a few years ago. All sorts of old fogeys calling up talkback radio to complain about the foul language.

Shit man, I use chink all the time. I knew it was frowned upon by those dirty chinks, but didn't think it could be considered a curse word.

To Nate: FX late night gets away with a lot of things, same with Comedy Central. Thats about it though.

The only CC thing I watch is The Daily Show and they bleep freaking everything, which is goddamn stupid for a show that airs at 11pm. Unless it goes to air clean and then the bleeps are added for the web version; I dunno.

I wouldn't know, I don't watch that. CC has a block at night called the closet or something where they will show uncensored stuff though.

i don't use any racial slurs, i find them to be an incredible cheap shot at someone, like dirty fighting or hitting below the belt. i feel the same about calling someone 'retard', 'spastic' or similar terms. i may say retard on here, and it will most likely be in jest, but i don't call it someone outside the nets.

I use fuck in public rather a lot.

I don't use racial slurs simply becuase i try not to "be that guy". I will however admit that i find most racial slurs to be offensive for all the wrong reasons.

People need to shut up about swearing. Moody cuntfucks.

You can say shit on TV in general, not just FX and Comedy Central. ER is the one who got that ball rolling years ago.

And it's called Comedy Centrals Secret Stash. That's where they show unedited movies. I think it happens after 3 am. Maybe.

I thought it was 12 am. God, I love the South Park movie uncut, and Kill Bill uncut.

I like the censored version of Casino, and the edited versions of the Sporanos they show on PAX TV.

It's funny to think of the series finale of the Sopranos containing something so horrible at the end that even HBO needed to censor it.

What?

The abrupt blackout.