Glad to hear it. Just remember I'm only 15.

You'll lose your innocence here long before you lose your patience, that's for certain.

Meh, I had to learn English all by myself and most of the learning was done by reading on the internet on this very forum...

I'm fully aware I should take a course one day to get rid of those kind of mistakes.

Don't tell Havoc that.

Sorry, man. What am I supposed to do with an opening like that?


Also, that was definitely French. I'm sure it was really bad French, but French nonetheless.

OMG GTFO QUICK!

i believe MoxCo joined when he was 11 years old. also, the much-loved GlukkonLulu is 10, i think. and they have dirty minds. dirty.

In my point of view, bad French is harder to understand than English ^^

Also stay away from me. I esmasculate young boys over the internet, it's even in my profile.

Yeah. I translated that back into English and laughed my ass off.

I bet you used Google translator.

I did.

This is what it looked like when I translated it back.

It sighed gently as it put its clogs on its shoulders, the quantity of behind. The comfort with which this master of anus of the employer accepts his palpitation member takes Unknown to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some type before the hand. Always, it felt a tensing of all the muscles in the body of Employer as it does his first the one pushed. Slowly it inhales the ear of Employer. "Am I injuring you"?

"Yes. But do not do to dare to stop you", comes the response grumbles. __________________ __________________

I, too, laughed my ass of at that.

I think English is the simplest language in the world. Not necessarily the easiest thugh.

Bonjour Etrange, comment ca va?

Les personnes ici peuvent être des dicks, mais elles se développeront sur vous.

Showoff.

Also, please be aware that I do not write erotic fanfics. That was a joke, meant to show how little I think of fanfiction.

Le Guin would be proud.

Sorry, I don't understand what you mean...

jesus christ, its my old work mate all over again.

BAHAHAHA! No te preocupes. Nadie no puede entender Kastere.

He means that we're all a bunch of cunts, but we mean well.

This sentence is way more scary than it was intended to be...

Just ran it through Google Translator.

I can see why....

Is it the dicks? It was the dicks, wasn't it?

Hey, your bowles don't hurt anymore!

its a fucking miracle.

That's the first time that I have ever felt inclined to change my signature.

Sounds more like hentai to be honest.

That's because I put it through Babelfish. I know exactly how it sounds and that was not my intention. Sorry new person.
/serious

EDIT: I put the SECOND part through babelfish. the first was all me.

Hentai vore to be more precise.

He's stopped posting.

She's a girl, you dingbats.