Fuck, hang on. I'll give you ideas when I'm done eating.

Until then, I'd say you could always go with pretty much anything from here. If that's not cute enough, I can personally say that these little guys tend to win just about everyone over.

http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/Cthu...0-%20Large.jpg
I want this really fucking bad now.

Oh my... The godzilla collection isn't that bad either :p http://www.toyvault.com/Godzilla/index.html

I really love Godzilla.

I was going to suggest Capsela but, sadly, it looks like it's not being made any more.

Take a look at that Amazon link though, and check out the 'Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed' list. It looks like a good bunch of stuff that's fun enough that she won't even realise they're educational. :D


EDIT: I would have loved the Snap Circuits stuff as a kid.
http://www.amazon.com/Elenco-SCROV-1...ref=pd_sim_t_3
http://www.amazon.com/Elenco-Electro...ref=pd_sim_t_1
http://www.amazon.com/Elenco-SC-500-...ref=pd_sbs_t_4

I didn't know Sligs had wings.

I didn't know you weren't funny.

EDIT: I LIED

Guess what? I lied, too.

I KNEW THEY HAD WINGS ALL ALONG!


Oh, and you should get her this. Now.

That is indeed awesome. But even more awesome when demonstrated as such:

Daughter, you say?

http://www.drdicksexadvice.com/wp-co...-grape.jpg.png

Or if that's a bit too personal:

http://www.femplay.co.nz/product_images/product_825.jpg

This one she can play with her friends too!




You're welcome

Leto, you're like me without the inhibitions and the innate desire to stay on Mat's good side.

Don't worry, OANST doesn't take things like that personally.

CAPSELA MMMMMMMMMM!

Ohgod Leto. I think several of us had that thought but stopped themselves. Sure, this in the internet and all, but you're making a joke about a six year old. That's just fucking wrong.

http://www.templodehecate.com/archiv...nsformersL.jpg
:B

gdi WoF the man said no transformers!

Well somebody already crossed the line, I thought I'd go for another lap.

Jesus Christ. I think I just might be slightly offended.

Jesus Christ. I think I just might be slightly turned on.

Jesus Christ.

FUCKEINOFVEUIBGUERVBOEU!!!!

I'm going to get one of these.

it was ironic

at least i thought it was

Duhhhhhh... I know. Where do you think I got the link from? It was in response to the previous three posts, whilst referencing an earlier post - not an attempt to reply to OANST's question.

Leto: Ironic and offensively innappropriate are not mutually exclusive.

Yow. Six year olds and dildos. I'm not surprised. It's the hair. It gives you away.

Ace Ventura and Rick Astley must also be pedophiles.

you had to even question that?

I always thought Ace Ventura was Jim Carrey 0o

The XKCD guys worst nightmare:
ROBORAPTOR
http://bellas-stationery.com/images/roboraptor.jpg
Get two and they interact with each other.

OANST is gonna be pissed.

He hates RoboRaptor that much?