That's because everything is backwards in Holland, Nate. Everything.

people you have no lifes lol

get out of the books and go to party!

And then when you're living in the gutters, begging for cash and scratching your syphilitic appendages, I will drive past in my Jag on my way home to my penthouse from the expensive restaurant where I'd just had dinner with my gorgeous partner. Then I will laugh.

I disagree. Enjoying and appreciating the workings of the world is for people too far removed from their own existence to have a social life.

He's Dutch, remember. Don't expect too much of him.

SLIGHT RASCISM FIVE

Lifes?

Oh fuck, he knows we are pretending to be other people.

Actually, I think he was reffering to us in plural.

(Very bad) JOKE

YOU CAN'T USE THAT THAT'S MINE

That's it. This is just stupid. Honestly, I don't know what you're playing at. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

I USED IT BEFORE, YOU WERE ON THAT THREAD, YOU DIDN'T WHINE! BE QUIET YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR OPINION! HYPOCRITE!

JOKE.

HA! GOT YOU!

I don't care that you were joking too. This is mine. Mine, I tells ya. I think my troll-spawn is rebelling.