This error is made on occasion.

God I love you Peter.

Happy birthday Pumpkin eater.

:tard:

I'm so old. But not as old as Wil, this I am comforted by.

Alcar...

Wow, I totally forgot to wish you a happy birthday.

I'm such a dick.

No no..... it's too late. Now you're going to be that guy who's labeled as having a fetish for giving belated birthday wishes.

What does that make me?

COVERED IN MEEEEEEEEE!

Immaterial.

This is WIL, we are talking about.

Alcar...

I don't know whether to feel incredibly special or the exact opposite.

If it's any consolation i thought you were like seventeen when i first joined.

It isn't.


If it's any consolation, I thought Alcar was like seventeen when I first joined. Also, straight.

I was also under the delusion that peter was straight for the first few weeks!

Looking back on it i seem so foolish.

Ahve you had a lot of sex?

Honestly, you'd think that picture with that dick in my mouth would have cleared things up.

Also, Wil, you should have made a move.

Too much. So much that I now regret it, given certain current predicaments.

Alcar...

How is it possible to have too much sex?

Quite easy...

When you die from it.

Alcar...

Sorry, my reactions are slow from being so old.

But you're still alive XD I don't think you are a sex slave, I just think that you are a very lucky fucker!

I was NAKED and INTOXICATED, what more invitation did you need?

I'm not a slave, I'm unfortunate... only a slave on Saturdays,

Alcar...

That's better than nothing!

AiN, you have obviously never have your rectum torn asunder.

It hurts.

Alcar...

Who the hell raped you?

I wish I knew.

In other news, I still like big penises.

Alcar...

OOOOOOOH!!!

Are you actually yelling at me for not trying to have sex with you?

Oh hey, happy birthday!

It would appear that way.

Alcar...

Wasn't BM in the room at the same time? That boy doesn't need to be scared even further away from sex.