Jesus won't let the world be destroyed until he's good and ready.

Thanks to circulation it will only be more money.

Oh, didnt you hear? Kurt Cobain was the second coming. So yeah, we're screwed.

When I'm in heaven, and I look down upon your tortured face burning in the eternal torment of Gehenna, I will smile. And when you ask for just one drop of water? I will laugh. And when you scream for relief, for the loving arms of my God to hold you and whisper 'It's okay' into your ears? I'll sodomize your mother.

don't i fucking know it.

i know you're most likely taking the piss, but saying something is a sun is like saying a human is a Jack, because there is a human named Jack.

the sun is a star. sun is just a name.

or i didn't pay attention in physics.

My anus is a black hole.

We know. There's always one to try and spoil the joke.

I personally like the Hindu(?) one where The Pale Rider comes on his horse and kills every single person in the world with his sword, one by one.

OANST: so, if we come too close we get sucked into it?
and light bends when near it?
and we don't know where it leads?

Sounds like we're going to need men scoring around the clock.

Among other things.

I figure as long as you live on the other side of China to where he starts you'll get a good lifes worth before he gets to you.

Have you never learned that you should stick with your gut?

oh shit, its Havoc, of course he was taking the piss. its all one big piss-take.

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. The first could be an honest mistake, but the second is ridiculous.

Can't we all just get along?

First, someone tell what is oddworld thing?

I laughed, how about you guys?

Man, what a dick.

Train of thought:

Space-Hotel
Space-Elevator
Gundam
Bishonen
Hairstyles
Long hair

Response:

Why, yes, I like long hair.

Great post.

not aimed at your post, Ghost.

I'm not saying that i believe in this myth. All i was saying is that this is where many people get the idea from. I mean come come on, whats going to happen? Does anybody here really think that life is just going to end all the sudden.

Life typically comes to an end all of a sudden.

Mr.Odd: i know, you neutrally provide the source and everyone jumps down your throat in an attempt to prove how much they know about whatever it is we're talking about.

EDIT: any jokes about having people 'jump down your throat' on OWF and i'll stick my head in the oven, gas mark 9 with no match.

John Cusack says the world is gunna end in 2012, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do.

Go ahead. She's buried in White Cemetery.

I'll dig her up in her white linen, and then you'll say 'Oh, shit'!

'Oh shit! He really did it!'

Oh shit, yeah.

i read that as the Soldier from TF2. and i don't even play it.

I'm flattered, though I'm more of a Demoman sort.

I'm really going to miss you.

It's the eyepatched avatar and woolly hat, isn't it? I'm more of a Spy.

we gona die :fuzsad: