moo.

Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: And no, that isn't who I would turn for. That was an exclamation of exasperation.

Zach Braff.

yup.

We think alike, brother. I don't actually find Zach Braff attractive, nor do I want to go gay for him, but for some reason he was the first person who popped into my head when I read this thread. Stop! Triple rhyme! Doo-de-de-doo...doo-doo...doo-doo.

This.

Plus he's as cute as a rabbit :)

You don't think that an all-powerful and all-knowing deity would be good in bed?



Although the beard would probably scratch a bit.

Did Jesus actually have a beard? I heard how he's depicted is often decried as being inaccurate.

Every male over 20 had a beard back then. What were they gunna shave with? Sand? For srs.

And of course the depictions of Jesus are inaccurate. How many middle-eastern chaps do you know who are blonde-haired and blue-eyed?

Jesus probably looked alot like Osama, actually.

You mean "Obama" riiiiiiiight? :D


I mean, Jesus was black.

[Avenue Q]
Guys, guys... Jesus was Jewish.
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or




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depending on what i feel like

what

there is something about his inability to open his eye all the way that gets me randy

i saw what was there before.

EDIT: yeah shut the fuck up MA. didn't notice the other thread.

"Oh man, being overtired is such a turn on." *fapfapfap*

...


BWAHAHAHA!

He's got a drooping eyelid because he was born with his eye shut. Surgeries had to open it and the last one was "botched".

Damn you. I didn't want to know the actual story behind it. I wanted to continue just thinking of it as his crazy eye.

I think there are a bunch of guys out there who have really good looks, but I could never see myself turning gay. Mostly when I come across a guy who I find sexy, I'd much rather have him as a good friend and not a partner. Anyway, when it comes to sexy guys I guess Josh Duhamel would be on the top of my list.

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/c...hamel_6024.jpg

Damn this topic is really weird.

Steve Buschemi with the flu

Frank Zappa.

Come to think about it, I would feel quite awful, sad and revolted afterwards, so perhaps not.

Dweezil Zappa.
I do realise that I am late.

Ronnie Corbett.

Zac Efron

Seriously? Dude's got a face like a butt

Oral and anal at the same time? Even I might turn for that.

Didn't the thought of anal absolutely horrify you?

I think you're refering to the memory of anal oddjob, not the thought.

I can still make jokes.

So can I.

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YOU COMMAND, I OBEY

O GLORIOUS LEADER

bunch of fags lol.