Magic.

Now that this thread is suitably derailed, who am want make drunk?

Now to de-derail it!

Hello and super welcome to new guy :D

Man, what a bitch.

Come on, guys. Can't we just get along?


So what's this Oddworld I keep hearing about?

Really? Thanks for noticing me :D

That really needs to be prefaced with "Come on, guys. Can't we just get along".

Also, your grammar was too good for it to work.

Shut up Voltaire.

Fix'd.

Grammar is still too good.

Look again.

Domo.

Are you going to make a topic on Zoophilia because that would be welcome.

Fix'd.

And hi, new person whose name I've already forgotten because this thread seems to have not been about you at all!

Hullo Dryardi. I'm the resident sane person. I also car monkey balloon five gorillafish. Also, Magic.

Yay, Another newbie we scared away! :D We do our job well.

Welcome to the forums, fresh mind for the grinder!

You can't really tag it on the end of a post. It's supposed to be an enitity unto itself. Plus, someone aleady did it.

Right you are. Apologies, master magician.

Nawww, you haven't done that yet ;) I was just offline.

Tommy Cooper was a shit magician, but that's why he was good. Harry Corbett was mediocre, but wasn't a bad puppeteer, and the fellow who's on Channel 4 before Peep Show is an utter tit.

Alex Zane from Rudetube? He's always on before Peep Show.

I forget his name, but before it was on about a fortnight ago, some pillock had bags over people's heads and made some woman guess something about them. I watched it, because it was like a Mitchell and Webb sketch.

What about that magician who was always on TV wearing a mask and showing how the tricks are done? I have fond memories watching him.

I'm not sure I remember him.

A woman joined!? This is highly irregular...

How would you know, new meat?

Member list, Old 'n' Not So Tasty meat?

Aside from SW, I have not seen a girl post here.

Then you're quite blind.

Oh, I forgot about T-Nex.