Turn invisible while no-one's looking.
Detatch all your limbs at will (irreversably) To be able to read my own mind. |
To speak the language of stairs.
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To fly like a bush.
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Flaming Carrot and the MysteryMen and Mullet Force 9 are both very good anti-superhero teams, created by Bob Burden. I would link to their pages, but the comic books have been out of print for years, so it's hard to get any decent info. The MysteryMen got their own film eventually, but half of the weirder stuff got taken out.
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The ability to give everyone the perfect scale of something in comparison to the nearest crushed soda can.
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The ability to drink oil and eat wood.
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Many members here already have the latter power.
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the ones that don't avert nuclear catastrophe!
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Which is apparently all of them by Watchmen's standards.
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i love dr. manhattan :)
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Being able to read other people's minds when they're asleep.
Being able to shrink my fingernails. Being able to dry my hair twice the speed of a normal person. Being able to alter four letters in words as a person speaks. Being able to see through glasses without altering my vision. |
I could find uses for all of those, either for diversion and practical use.
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The last one certainly helped Clark Kent.
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having the ability to turn my belly button into a mouth when angry so i can double shout.
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But then it wouldn't be useless.
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fix again and i'll fix ur dick in ur @$$.
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The ability to have shit spelling and grammar.
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Eh.
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Kastere makes me sad face
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DO I?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? The ability to not be able to turn on a television no matter how hard I try |
being able to guess the incorrect amount of fluid in the nearest fly spray can without ever getting it right.
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The ability to fail whatever I'm trying to do each time someone says "Fail!". And then I might become FailBlog's main subject. :cool:
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