I have a problem with that.

Awww man. I'll try not to besmirch the name of Joe then :p

Good choice. I'm bigger than you.

I hate my boss.

I hate firing people.


Who am I kidding? I fucking love it.

Fired the touchy feely nut with the kid yet?

No. But I did yell at him, and told him to keep his stupid mouth shut, the other day.

Exact words.

It would be so much easier to make a list of things I don't hate.

like music to my ears, my friend.

It's a stock reply, but I really don't like most people. BUT, I don't hate them.

I really hate faggots.

And no, that's not supposed to be ironic. You know the type. Badly dyed hair. RAINBOWS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. A LISP EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. The need to let everyone know they are gay and the way they let their sexuality define them. GOD.

Nice to know you and I have something in common...




Although my main problem with them is that they seem to be the only sort of gay guy I meet and they tend to act all superior simply because I choose not to behave like that.

How many of you get offended when "gay" is used to mean stupid or pathetic? Or when "faggot" is used to call someone an asshole or an idiot?

Offended, no. Mildly annoyed or irritated, yes.

Particularly if the person is referring to me; One can judge himself by the standard of his enemies and if they're so illiterate that they can't come up with a better insult than 'gay', then the standard is pretty low.

I hate when a person shows off art, and it sucks, and they go all: "Im so bad at this teehee" only to have people tell them that there's nothing wrong with their art, and that they are fine the way they are.

No offense but I find that extremely horribly cruel.
Sure you don't wanna hurt their feelings. But you're filling their heads with lies. If someone wants to expand on any skill, they don't need to hear a bunch of lies that say that what they are doing is already perfect.

I am not a fairy! Unless I'm plastered.

I don't really care about 'gay' being thrown around, but I have issues with 'faggot' being used derogatorily.

Alcar...

This is how I feel when I hear about a woman faking an orgasm.

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests...

people who purposely talk about things a lot of people don't get

Also people who put dishes away when i am havign a conversation. you lookma at me when i talking

But it's SO OBVIOUS THAT ALICE AND MARISA ARE THE BEST PAIRING

SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD REIMU BANG HER WORST CUSTOMER AND WHY WOULD ALICE EVEN INTERACT WITH SAKUYA THE WORKAHOLIC

AND PATCHY WHAT THE FUCK

SERIOUSLY

ARRRGH

ok so here's a group of people I hate:

Guitarists

I am a proficient guitar player, but 99% of them all are fucking dix. even the ones who aren't dix, are cunts. i compose mostly away from the guitar these days as I don't like being associated with the minkbiscuits that make up the body of guitarists.

You're right. What bugs me is that a lot of them think they're great, but are just playing the same fifth chords endlessly with little change. The sad thing is, people who don't play guitar think that this is brilliant.

I don't believe that I forgot to mention that I hate a lot of the mainstream music. Most of it is just repetitive drivel, which isn't at all interesting as a composition, and just consists of unpleasant synthesizers. The thing that frustrates me is that if you try to introduce somebody who conforms to the mainstream entirely to a talented artist (such as Rory Gallagher, for example), they will argue that it must be shit, as they aren't in the charts. That's one that gets on my tits.

I also dislike fashion. Especially among adolescents. A lot of the lads have that weird thing going on where they grow a lot of hair across their face. That seems to be mainly tubby lads with black hair, though. The girls just look cheap and tacky. They look like something you'd buy from the pound shop.

I really hate vaginas.

Join the club. Oh wait, you did. In August 2009.

EDIT: Oh and on the subject of abbrev. names, I just dislike the naming.

even the good guitarists, though. they have a certain stigma that just can't be shaken off. "look at me I'm playing guitar" might be it, lul.

I'm pretty sure that the two of the worst inventions of all time would have to be the cell phone and the guitar. Eveyone has them, they're quite popular with my age group, and they make annoying sounds.

Also, why is the guitar seemingly the only instrument people want to learn these days?

The guitar is the instrument that revolutionized modern music. It is a fantastic instrument whose popularity grew so quickly because of it's ability to create chords that are so much more complex than the last most popular stringed instrument: the banjo.

I dispute this. Listen to anything by Rory Gallagher, Wes Montgomery and Frank Zappa.
Because all the shitty punk bands are using them.

Guitars are fine for people who aren't always parading them around, talking about how good they are at playing them, or talking about walking around with them well.

So like...nobody I know who plays guitar.

I hate when people drink from the carton.

Even if there's only a little bit left?