You don't like spiders? I'm offended.

You know too much.

Oh, quit being a crabby patty. What happened to you man, you used to be cool.

Anyway, hey dude, you better be gayandfunny or else I'm giving you the Pilot smackdown.

Is that as orgasmic as it sounds?

This reminds me of the time I couldn't stop giggling during foreplay with a guy I met in the UK. Needless to say, it didn't progress any further than foreplay.

Alcar...

i thought i had always been grumpy?

oh, and i have central heating now, so thats sorted.

What, so no more antique hot water radiators?

i fucking wish. i would have sold them.

to YOU.

Wil or Charlie?

I don't want them, I just found it to be such a shock to see all the old places I went in the UK that still had those things. Of course when I was there one of the first things I did was help my friend move out of a flat in Doncaster to Scunthorpe, late night, via train, without tickets. We both played crazy hobos and the conductor didn't want to deal with us and our mountains of 'stuff.' It helped that my friend both looked and played the part. True story.

But yea radiators. Pshha. The point to that seemingly unrelated story that his place had those old things.

'Someone'?

i'm fucking insulted.

I had those in my first apartment. Also, one of the homes that I was considering buying was run on hydronic heating. It was my favorite house, but we got outbid.

Fucking radiators...

I think we kinda went off-topic from my welcome. >:@

You might want to get used to that.

No, no we haven't. This is standard.

SPAM, SPAM MY PRETTIES!

will do!

IN-FER-AC-TION!

You're not one of my pretties, you're one of my left-hand men.

And the only ACTION I'm going to INFER is that you put a cork in it.

I only ever do it with my left hand.

If it was me, I was apparently too drunk/fallen asleep to realize/remember. Which would probably be another reason it never got past foreplay.

So I'm going to assume it was with Charlie.

I annoint myself most prettiest male member of this forum.

You are definitely one of my pretties.

>:

No, this was with a cutie I met in Romford :)

I was nervous. Which was a first for me - during sex.

Alcar...

Gummy snakes rewarded with successful spammage? :3

Why? You're never nervous. You don't have the capacity!

He was really cute.

Alcar...

Why would that make you nervous?

Welcome to the forums!

Quiet shaman.

As soon as viewing that, t'was a perfect mental audio of Roger shouting, "Quiet, shaman!" xD

Though I get that from everything you've ever posted.