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OddjobAbe 08-16-2009 04:44 PM

I wish that a had such a cheerful and not-at-all depressing attitude.

AnGrY_GreeteR 08-16-2009 04:48 PM

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I wish that a had such a cheerful and not-at-all depressing attitude.

Its OK you just need to start with selling your soul to the devil.
The rest comes naturally like riding a bike.

Mac Sirloin 08-16-2009 08:57 PM

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Smoking is for losers.

So is your mom, I guess that's why I smoke.

Bullet Magnet 08-17-2009 05:14 AM

If you must smoke, at least put some effort into it. Use a pipe.

MeechMunchie 08-17-2009 06:37 AM

I hear ya, BM. Pipe-smokers are a dying breed, and that dissapoints me. Yesterday I saw a bloke casually puffing his pipe as he walked home with his shopping.

Wil 08-17-2009 07:03 AM

Killed my dad. Have fun dying young and leaving your family devastated.

EVP_Glukkon 08-17-2009 07:16 AM

Nothing like a Glukkon with a good smoke.
That being said, I'll leave the smoking to them.


An addiction to a quick fix never solved anything, period.

shaman 08-17-2009 01:14 PM

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I hear ya, BM. Pipe-smokers are a dying breed, and that dissapoints me. Yesterday I saw a bloke casually puffing his pipe as he walked home with his shopping.

Far more classy than cigarettes i must agree.

EDIT: I would have thought i'd be one to get "dragged in" by it since i have an addictive personality. That being said i can have one on occasion and not have another for weeks on end.

Sekto Springs 08-17-2009 01:17 PM

Hookah once in a blue moon.

~~~ Who are yoooouu? ~~~

moxco 08-17-2009 01:41 PM

The Australian government is very anti-smoking. The put lots of ads on the TV just like the one MA posted. They also force tobacco companies to put graphic images of clogged arteries or some other health related problem from smoking.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e4dqgiboE9..._australia.jpghttp://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/...ing%20Full.jpg

Bullet Magnet 08-17-2009 02:23 PM

You'd think that by the time they've got to the point where law has forced cigarette companies to use the dripping blood font for their name and a diseased lung image for the box, that they've run out of reasons to keep tobacco off of the controlled substances list.

MeechMunchie 08-17-2009 02:23 PM

In the UK they have pictures of tumours and diseased organs on cigarette packets. I think we need James May to come back to pipesmoking.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...NP_468x205.jpghttp://guidance.net.nz/pictures/james-may-pipe.jpg

Bullet Magnet 08-17-2009 02:27 PM

Are you sure that's tobacco in those pipes?

MeechMunchie 08-17-2009 02:29 PM

Hopefully not. That way I can still support pipesmoking and object to tobacco. And Hamster doesn't have anything in his.

MA 08-17-2009 03:23 PM

i heard somewhere that apparently people that smoke pipes have two arses.
obviously this is gospel.

also EVP, you made a good point, but whats with the different font? it just makes it difficult to read.

EVP_Glukkon 08-17-2009 03:42 PM

I've always liked this font.

I'll try it in bold if that makes things easier on the eyes.

MA 08-17-2009 03:45 PM

please don't try bold. we had enough of NaOs doing that.

but thats all in the past.

Anonyman! 08-17-2009 03:47 PM

Don't smoke tobacco. Weed rarely.


I do like those little flavored cigars though.

EVP_Glukkon 08-17-2009 03:53 PM

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please don't try bold. we had enough of NaOs doing that.

but thats all in the past.



Oh for #%#^ %$#^&$%& I just went and made a bunch of my posts in bold.
Screw it I'll stick to this font...

MA 08-17-2009 04:06 PM

HAR.

stick to whatever you like. be different. stay heterosexual.

EVP_Glukkon 08-17-2009 04:18 PM

LOL your hilarious...

"be different, stay hetero"

Could you even picture a world like that... very odd.

Anonyman! 08-17-2009 04:21 PM

Yes. It would be a very...


ODD WORLD

Wil 08-17-2009 04:41 PM

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You'd think that by the time they've got to the point where law has forced cigarette companies to use the dripping blood font for their name and a diseased lung image for the box, that they've run out of reasons to keep tobacco off of the controlled substances list.

Except the obvious calls criticizing the Nanny State and the Brussels Overlords. Remembering that democracy is a popularity contest, it makes sense that governments often need to resort to convoluted means of actually making things better. Otherwise the ire flared up in the pro-killing-ourselves-with-toxic-smoke-in-our-breathing-apparatus lot means every party has a harder time with it.

Plus criminalization of tobacco would likely lead to an increase in the harmful effects it causes through elimination of quality control and users being driven underground. And that's a lot of users to drive underground.

Alcar 08-17-2009 07:16 PM

I smoke like a chimney.

Alcar...

Pilot 08-17-2009 08:55 PM

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I smoke like a chimney.

Yes... and we love you for it. :)

Alcar 08-17-2009 09:59 PM

Speaking of smoking, I gave a guy head last night.

Was good.

Alcar...

Nate 08-17-2009 11:11 PM

Was he smokin' hot?

EDIT: You've always said that you never, ever give head. What's up with that?

Alcar 08-17-2009 11:21 PM

Really? Hmmm, are you sure I didn't say that I'm just not a fan of it?

And yes, he was quite the hottie. He'd be a Werribee boi :p

Alcar..

Laser 08-18-2009 04:13 AM

Should we have a stickied thread called "The Sexual exploits of the mods...and pilot" to save some threads from derailment?

Also did you know Stephen Fry was the last Pipe Smoker of The Year?

Wil 08-18-2009 05:11 AM

There is already a sex thread. Peter's just spamming. Noob.