No, christianity. Christianity is hiding under my house.

sigh...

Ewww. Throw it out.

Fucking Wiccans and their fucking candles.

I live on regular, non-religious land. That used to be owned by Plains Indians.

Yeah, this is how you live. This guy is completely safe. No hell holes in his back yard.

This is got to be the most unbeliveable hoax!

What a gullible fucktard.

What? This doesn't really prove the existence of Wicca?

Me sans hair and beard?

:hobo::hobo::hobo::hobo::hobo::hobo::hobo:

Possibly it was an ancient Hobo burial ground.

people would be so haunted they'd practically be getting no intercourse at all.

Upon listening to the sounds, the story just gets even more ridiculous than it already was. That doesn't sound remotely like a scream from where i'm standing.

Didn't they debunk this as a hoax a long time ago?

Apparently it was 40 years ago, did they even have the technology to dig down that far then? I'm pretty sure we] haven't got that far down.

it does sound really fake

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it's just

well

win antonym

why the fuck did J_dude edit his post?

Wait, how can Hell be under Earth? I thought it was another plain of existance.

In the days when people believed in a flat Earth that was at the centre of the universe, it made sense to have Hell under our feet and Heaven high above us. Some traditional metaphors have stuck fast to our culture like chewing gum under the soles of your shoes.