Covered in spikes and poisonous if not treated with care?

Also, r-selected reproductive strategy.

MOD EDIT: The next 39-odd posts were moved from this thread due to offtopicness. Enjoy.


I don't mind parts of me to enter the woman's mouth, as long as she returns the favour.

I would think that that was a favour.

that would have been better.

I prefer giving oral to recieving it, I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

Goddamn, you really are gay.

I can think of nothing more revolting than giving it. I put my mouth near nobody's genitals, be they male or female.

Thenk, frankly, you've been missing out on an integral part of sex for years.

That's highly subjective.

I have to agree with Joe. If your female companion actually practices good hygiene, I don't see the problem. That isn't to say I prefer it to receiving, but 69 is definitely up there on the list of favorite positions.

Wow, I think that this forum feeds off of gay jokes!

Would I be right in saying that? xD

some people simply don't like doing it, goes for either sex.

Not trying is the same as missing out.

I'm so glad I was sexually open minded, even when straight.

As long as I don't know what I'm missing, I don't give a shit. Treating a woman's genitals the same as I would a Cadbury's cream egg is not my idea of fun.

i have experimented, WoF. it didn't appeal to me. in the slightest.

then again i saw enough of the things at work, so the last thing i wanted to do was shove my face in one.

Oh my, this imagery is appealing to me.

This I can understand. I watched an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike had to artificially inseminate a pig. Let's just say I was off sex and pork for about a few weeks after that.

Even thinking about eating out a lady makes me want to hurl.

Alcar...

Wow you're all a bunch of faggots.

Considering the circumstances of your first time... I am disturbed. Also, this.

I spent that night redwinging it.

Eeeeeeewwwww!!!

Hey gay boy stop being gay

Gay.

EDIT: also, you haven't had to pull a 3-day-old mass of placenta out of a recently calved cows back end before, have you?

just the smell is enough to put you off for life.

Since cunnilinigus can only be done on women I think I'm the straightest one in this current conversation.

Faggots.

you said you prefer to give oral rather than recieve it. that alone qualifies you to be a Big Fairy Wearing A Tutu.

I do not understand this logic. If he was completely straight and still felt this way then what?

i was making a reference joke to a blog of mine that WOF DESTROYED

I think all this proves is that i haven't got a very sensitive body and I get off far more at causing a reaction in my partner than my partner pleasuring me.

Basically, I'm a natural dom.

Where as I'm also incredibly insensitive, and rarely dom :-/

Alcar...

How exactly does that make you a dom?