Had anal with an old girlfriend.

Yup.

Anything that's not asking whether I'm gay, bi, straight, or pretty much anything that doesn't involve questioning my sexual orientation or things that I've done that involve it I'm usually able to answer.

Lovely.

Isn't it? I thought it was nice.

....

Quite possibly the gayest member on the forum (treat that as a compliment) has done more with a girl than I have.

Wow, go me.


My answer here is more or less the same as in the other thread- not much. Unless typical lads chat counts.

Hmmm... I've danced with a female or two. Most of them were lesbians, admittedly.

She was wearing a strap-on?

That's exactly what I was thinking Nate. If not, Pilot just has a thing for poopers.

Perhaps both?

There must be a way to fit a joke about party poopers in here somehow...

I was waiting for that. :p

No, it was my very first time, and that's how SHE wanted it. I do think she ended up lesbian anyway... and feminist

She didn't like it too much at first like others I've topped who weren't 'ready.' :fuzvamp: Sad but true.

But everything poops! Would that be called Omnistiality?

I made a woman wear a prosthetic beard, insisted on calling her John, and pulverised her rectum unmericful.

You're all disgusting.

Except Leto.

Alcar...

My answer to this thread is: more than my answer to the homosexual thread...

Well, of course. Jerking off after "accidentally" walking in your mom taking a shit does technically count as a heterosexual experience.

You're a bitch.

Yeah. You love it.

Who am i kidding?

come ere' you! :p

i have never done it up the poop shoot, just not my thing at all.

apart from banging my ex, i seem to remember receiving a blowjob from a woman i met in the pub a while back. she wanted me to take her to the farm for it. she must like shit.

of course it was night.

The typical "behind the haystack" night then?

When I was 15, I got a hand-job from a girl at my uncle's farm. Only to discover the next day, she was royal female farmer material and I DID NOT WANT ANYMOAR.

What caused this? Fucking. Cider.

Had sex, naked on a quad driving through the woods.

Had sex, naked on a piano bench while playing it.

Oh the fantasies my female acquaintances share with me.

are you serious, gabe. that's quite possibly two of the most macho things a man could do.

you little deviant you.

Haha, no. They're macho because they come straight form the minds of my lady friends. Sadly, they've never been realized (as far as I know).

Getting head from a girl then telling her to get out the bed and make me a sandwhich. NO MAYO ftw.

:D

Dude, we don’t want to know if you didn’t ejaculate.

LOL thats not what i meant by NO MAYO... im not a fan of mayo in my sandwiches.. dirty

bitch must be bad at head.

Good thing that Jesus is so cool with the spilling of seed, eh?

I was like "CUNT, WHEN YOURE PARENTS GETTING BACK I WANNA MEET EM. THEY BE MAKING ME SANDWICHES ALL NIGHT"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

Is this guy the new Wired, or what?