Hey, I resent the implications of this thread.

The longtime bullies in my school only ever turned out to be half right.

I'm Batman.

Can I please modify your user name to Strike Bitch?

Alcar...

Strangely, 100% of the Portuguese men I know are gay.

this thread blows

dont leave newbie

please

Hi Kareel- I hope you don't lurk, it's too much fun here to be doing that.

See I knew it. All those PM gestures really were trying to tell me something.

Yeah, I'm straight. =P And no, you'd cry if I did so. You'd miss me. I know you would.

WTH? Lmao! Then you must know the wrong people. XD I've never met gay people in here. Those guys must be Brazilian or something.

How would you know someone is gay just by talking to them?

No, he's definately from Portugal.

Gesture + clothing + giving hands to other guys + the fact he might be trying to hit on to you. That's how you spot a gay person. Seen couple o' guys like that in the street (actually, only two).

Actually that's how you spot a camp person.

Well, if you spot a guy giving another guy a hand-job*, that's probably a reliable guess, irrespective of personality or demeanor. Ditto for hitting on another guy.




* I assume this is what he meant. How else can I interpret 'giving hand'?

Holding hands?

That. XD

Yeah, I tried to hold hands with one of my friends when we were on the subway and he was absolutely terrified of it, some people are just nice/hold less value to social norms.

And I flirt with many straight guys who flirt back.

I won't even hold hands with April. Not even when alone. If I'm not currently in the process of fucking you, I don't want to be touched by you. I like my personal space.

Well I'm straight, but I'm not in the 0.1% because I obviously don't exist

Welcome anywho

*jumps into well*

Yerh I don't like holding hands with anyone, it's just... "one of those things".

I'm not a hand holding sort of person either. I prefer to hold ginormous wang.

Alcar...

Nah, that's not special to me. I can hold ginormous wang whenever I want.

The only thing I hate more than my space being invaded are the people that invade it. Normally, they're these happy-go-lucky douche bags that can't stop gasing on about their introspective bullshit.

On second thought, this only pertains to one particular douche bag. I'm okay with other people.

Well.

Fuck you guys :(.

no one wanted to go near me when i got home from work for all those years, so this probably had a mental effect on me not to hold hands.

stay the fuck away from me.

No, but you can modify it to Marisa Kirisame if you insist of doing something to it.

No. Strike Bitch.

Bitch.

Alcar...

You can modify my title to say " Resident fuckwit".

I won't mind. :fuzemb:

How about:

THE FAUX ZIM

Ass. You call yourself a fangirl?

How about I don't give a shit and none of you are changing your names or your CTs?

I take offence that Ghost has my name in her CT.

I wish to post a formal complaint :tard:

Sup dude! I'm Crashpunk! and.... I think we scared him away.