THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TITS

LOVELY FATTY LUMPS

SQUISH SQUISH AMIRITE

Preaching to the choir, honey.

breasts, thighs, feet... as for clothes I like a lacy black number and fishnet stockings.

So you like Hookers

Jeez, I forgot that movie existed until you posted that picture.

I'm probably going to have nightmares for the next week or so. :tard:

Deep blue eyes! Ones you can just drown in.

Hair always does nicely for me too.

I heard big tiger dong does too.

Third arms.

... Is that a euphemism?

Beat me to the punch.

No, this is BM we're talking about.


Paws
/havoc

A turtlehead could be considered a third arm if it was both healthy and of the right consistency.

Never ask me to repeat that.

I don't know what a turtlehead is, but if it lacks metacarpals and brachial arteries it is not a third arm.


Also: fourth arms.

I have a third nipple. Sadly, I'm not kidding.

You're not that naive.

Wow, that's sexy!!

Eyes and skin. None of that excessive Eye-shadow too pale or looking like an anthropomorphic orange please.

Years ago I was at the market with my younger sister standing in line at checkout behind a woman carrying a screaming baby in her arms. The baby was screaming and crying so hard that its face was a bright, bright red with puffy eyes and the whole bit. My sister grabbed my arm and said, "That baby's face is making my eyes water"..... at that comment, the woman turned around and I was met with a face PLASTERED in makeup, tons of blue eyeshadow, way too much blush, etc, she looked like a cheap hooker and clown all rolled into one.. I was taken aback and said to my sister, "That woman's face is making my eyes water!"

I hate orange people. I want to lock them in one of their precious tanning beds and watch them roast like a pig.

So.... what exactly happens when you ejaculate while having to pee??? :fuzconf:

I'm not totally sure. Eyes and face are a given. Personality has a huge effect on appearance for me.

You've never done it? Dude, you haven't lived until you ejaculate while having to pee.

Uh huh... so what's it like then big guy?

I know right? I'm not answering this, it ruins the mystery. Either someone answers or you're downing a couple water bottles.

I expect it to remain a complete mystery.

Oh I'll piss..... Piss like a FOX!

.....

It comes out as a mixture, doesn't it?

It's not just the product, it's the whole experience!

I tried it. Three words:

MESSY. AS. FUCK.

usually one, then t'other

a delightful piss will be had

PILOT DONT READ THIS YET

is it just me or is the whole orgasm just completely ruined? it just feels like you have to pee EVEN MORE for an intense five seconds.

*ahem*