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bobtheguy 06-23-2009 03:27 PM
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Nate 06-23-2009 05:33 PM
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I dread to think how small that cow's stomachs must be.
The first thought you have on seeing that picture is regarding how she would chew her cud?!


Right now I'm expecting the next post to be someone saying "She can chew my cut any day".

used:) 06-23-2009 06:50 PM
So, shouldn't she have udders in place of breasts? I guess she does....sort of.

Pilot 06-23-2009 08:11 PM
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The first thought you have on seeing that picture is regarding how she would chew her cud?
She doesn't chew cud, she bites your dick off.

used:) 06-24-2009 08:10 AM
So, you're a professional cow-tipper? Who the hell pays you to tip cows?

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING WAITRESSES.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 08:26 AM
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The first thought you have on seeing that picture is regarding how she would chew her cud?!
Why, how am I expected to react? It looks like a horribly deformed albino woman with a rash. I would think it only natural to think of how much pain the poor thing would be in.

OANST 06-24-2009 08:30 AM
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So, you're a professional cow-tipper? Who the hell pays you to tip cows?

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING WAITRESSES.

I've seen cows fucking waitresses.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 08:31 AM
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no one does, like I said earlier I don't actaully tip cows, and you all know that, you just won't admit it because you want to make everyone think think I love to tip cows then do it with them,you guys are creeps.
The funniest part is that you always feel the need to defend your position. You are completely oblivious to what we're doing, aren't you?

Now, stop tipping cows. It is cruel.

OANST 06-24-2009 08:37 AM
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The funniest part is that you always feel the need to defend your position. You are completely oblivious to what we're doing, aren't you?
What are we doing?

I'm fucking a waitress.

used:) 06-24-2009 09:01 AM
Is it Pilot?

OANST 06-24-2009 09:32 AM
Yes.

Fuzzle Guy 06-24-2009 09:45 AM
Next Oddtour we're all making a trip to a field to participate in Cow Tipping championships.

Bob, you can stay behind for some extra fun when we're done.

Jordan 06-24-2009 10:00 AM
Sick, sick bastard.

used:) 06-24-2009 10:02 AM
I approve of your location.

OANST 06-24-2009 10:08 AM
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No, I know how to do that with humans, Just not with cows... You must do that all the time with cows though, because you seem to know alot about doing it with cows.
It's really the same basic concept.

MA 06-24-2009 12:13 PM
BTG your sick.

i want to join in with BTG in the after-party with the cow.

-bladdered.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:23 PM
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well yeah but I don't have any idea where, and don't wanna know, where a cows thing is....
I should imagine that it would be quite easy to locate a cow's genitles. Especially if it looks like the one in the image. You would be a cow-tipper then, wouldn't you! Innuendo ho!

OANST 06-24-2009 12:28 PM
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well yeah but I don't have any idea where, and don't wanna know, where a cows thing is....
Oh, that makes sense. The vagina is on the left foremost ankle on cows.

MA 06-24-2009 12:30 PM
a cows vagina stares you in the god damn face, how can you say you dont know where it is.

that only fuels my belief that you DO tip cows.

OANST 06-24-2009 12:37 PM
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a cows vagina stares you in the god damn face, how can you say you dont know where it is.

that only fuels my belief that you DO tip cows.
Oh, yeah. Some of them have vaginas on their foreheads.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:39 PM
I love how Bob's editing all his posts, even though you can piece together what he's said from our responses.

OANST 06-24-2009 12:50 PM
Yo, Bob. That button is for fixing minor mistakes, and adding links or videos that may help the cause of the post. It is not intended for massive overhauls, or the deletion of posts.

Wings of Fire 06-24-2009 12:53 PM
Adults live with their mistakes, like drunken cow tipping.

bobtheguy 06-24-2009 12:58 PM
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Yo, Bob. That button is for fixing minor mistakes, and adding links or videos that may help the cause of the post. It is not intended for massive overhauls, or the deletion of posts.
I already know that. But I think you can guess why I did that.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:59 PM
Because you know you'll look back and think "God, I was stupid"?

OANST 06-24-2009 01:10 PM
We all have posts like that. Except me. I am perfection incarnate.

MA 06-24-2009 01:14 PM
i am a twat for stuff like that.

well, used to be.

EDIT: WoF will vouch for me.

Wil 06-24-2009 02:09 PM
Deleted cow-tipper.

bobtheguy 06-24-2009 02:53 PM
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Because you know you'll look back and think "God, I was stupid"?
no, it's so no one else can go back to them, and make them sound messed up.

Wings of Fire 06-24-2009 02:56 PM
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no, it's so no one else can go back to them, and make them sound messed up.
No, instead we can do things like this.

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omg thats a sexy beast of a cow lol wouldnt mind tipping her udders rolf
And nobody can possibly argue against us.


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