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Wil 05-27-2009 07:11 AM

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Indian elephants actually have fairly small ears.

Bigger than yours. Besides, the Japanese actually have fairly small trees.

OddjobAbe 05-27-2009 07:12 AM

Maybe so. But whilst the elephants' ears are bigger than mine, they stil don't compare to an English tree. A Japanese one, as you said, is more likely.

Wil 05-27-2009 08:50 AM

Its skin, on the other hand, is virtually indistinguishable from the sea.

shaman 05-27-2009 02:42 PM

OK.

The poor have it.
The rich want it.
It's more holy than God.
And more evil than satan.

What is it?

ArtemisPanthar 05-27-2009 02:44 PM

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OK.

The poor have it.
The rich want it.
It's more holy than God.
And more evil than satan.

What is it?

We just did that one

Edit: Got one:

The man who devised it
Does not want it
The man who brought it
Does not use it
The man who used it
Does not realize it

What is it?

shaman 05-27-2009 02:47 PM

I really should remember to read the whole thread before i post shouldn't i?

MeechMunchie 05-29-2009 07:12 AM

I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?

Mac Sirloin 05-29-2009 07:47 AM

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The man who devised it
Does not want it
The man who brought it
Does not use it
The man who used it
Does not realize it

What is it?

Sarcasm, A Nuclear Bomb or a Dildo.

shaman 05-29-2009 12:46 PM

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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?

Banned with any luck...

MA 05-29-2009 02:22 PM

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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?

tainted semen?

Mac Sirloin 05-29-2009 04:23 PM

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I am hard yet soft
I am cool to the touch
I am juicy and sweet
I am jelly
What am I?

Jello.

MeechMunchie 05-30-2009 04:16 AM

Oh well, another reference nobody gets. If anyone is wondering, the awnser is jelly. Kastere, you are correct.

Mac Sirloin 05-30-2009 05:26 AM

The "I am Jelly" line kind of gave it away :/

Fuzzle King 05-30-2009 08:31 AM

A man's height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

ArtemisPanthar 05-30-2009 08:53 AM

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A man's height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat

MA 05-30-2009 11:15 AM

damn you, i was about to say that.

correct guesses so far:

OddjobAbe 2
BM 1
ArtemisPanthar 2
MA 1
Kastere 1

The more you take the more you leave behind.
what are they?

Mac Sirloin 05-30-2009 11:47 AM

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damn you, i was about to say that.

correct guesses so far:

OddjobAbe 2
BM 1
ArtemisPanthar 2
MA 1
Kastere 1

The more you take the more you leave behind.
what are they?

Footsteps.

People scaffolding. (THIS IS A RIDDLE)

Strike Witch 05-30-2009 02:02 PM

What has Killed Crusaders and will Raise Explorers?

MeechMunchie 05-31-2009 03:58 AM

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What has Killed Crusaders and will Raise Explorers?

Time?

MA 05-31-2009 05:45 AM

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Footsteps.

People scaffolding. (THIS IS A RIDDLE)

your right.

i'm still trying to work out your riddle.

Strike Witch 05-31-2009 12:29 PM

It's not time!

MeechMunchie 06-01-2009 08:54 AM

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It's not time!

The Sea?

Bullet Magnet 06-01-2009 09:50 AM

Geographical ignorance.

Strike Witch 06-01-2009 12:35 PM

Nope/

Mac Sirloin 06-01-2009 01:34 PM

It's obviously not money.

Strike Witch 06-02-2009 01:00 AM

Carbon Nanotubes.

Danascus Steel had them inside them back in the old Crusading days, and they say that they'd be good for building Space Elevators out of.

Phylum 06-02-2009 01:15 AM

There is a room with two doors. Behind one door is treasure, behind the other is nothing.
There are two men in the room. One always tell the truth and the other always lies.
You don't know which man is which.

What one question can you ask to guarantee you the treasure???

Note- you can't ask 2 questions in one, for example: Which door is the treasure behind and what colour shirt am I wearing?

Nate 06-02-2009 03:47 AM

If I asked the other guy which door to go through, which would it be?

Then do the opposite.

Wings of Fire 06-02-2009 03:47 AM

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There is a room with two doors. Behind one door is treasure, behind the other is nothing.
There are two men in the room. One always tell the truth and the other always lies.
You don't know which man is which.

What one question can you ask to guarantee you the treasure???

Note- you can't ask 2 questions in one, for example: Which door is the treasure behind and what colour shirt am I wearing?

Which door would the other guard say is the correct one?

EDIT: I should really read all the other posts first D:

Nate 06-02-2009 03:55 AM

And take note of the timestamps :p