I was in school, and had diaorhea. I farted and guess what happened?

:lol: thats disgusting!

i once witnessed a cow shit all over my workmate's head, thus earning him the obvious nickname: shithead. he never lived it down.

OH! EW! Lemme guess.

You sharted, didn't you?

Heh........ is that it?

Oh right, most of you already know this but a similar thing happened to me back in my flat's kitchen in December.

And all I had on was a dressing gown.

Yes, yes I did.

Thankfully, no one knew about it. As soon as the truck load was discharged, I excused to go to the bathroom. So when the smell began to linger, I had left.

Instead I went straight to the reception and all I could muster was: "I've...had an accident." The vice principal let me use the staff toilets to clean myself off. It was all in vain, for toilet paper can only do so much if it's all over your leg.

I went home and had a shower, and was subject to a series of insults by my father.

That sounds like the worst part. :(

Not really. His insults are very uncreative.

"You shit yourself. Ha ha." Multiply that by a hundred. Teh epick cumbak: "Your bald. Your life's over."

That's appalling, I'm amazingly pleasant and I'd have at least asked if someone had beat the shit out of you.

No. He wanted to, right enough.

Ahh, sorry to hear that friend. I know what it's like to have a screwed up daddy.

Apologies if I hit a nerve and I gave you rep for taking my mild trolling with good humour.

Welcome to the club :)

He's not screwed up, his jolly personality makes me want to rip his face off. Positive atmosphere makes me angry. :)

I don't take things seriously, and rep? Why, thank you.

+rep when i get the chance.

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Guess what? You left out the comma after 'you're'. And thanks for the correction, I pity you. Your English teacher must be very strict...

Oh, he didn't finish school.

Holy shit what a grammar nazi take a chill pill broski

....Rofl.

WAARGH!

i HATE it when people post a single word that doesnt make fucking sense!!

Agree.

Yeah, it was funny. But don't spoil it with fucking archaic acronyms. God damn.

Yes, Master.

Would you like me to powder your anus now?

Dixanadu, you are a delight. Honestly, you are wonderful. :D

Pity Kastere doesn't think so. I mean, if he wanted to jump head-first into the Zoophilia thread, getting the wrong idea that in fact, the topic was being discussed, not indulged in, he wouldn't have chosen that ridiculous avatar.

Prediction of comeback: At least I don't have an avatar of a gender confused Jap.

Jap is a slur, I'm half Japanese. I'm offended. :(

I'm half whatever-sort-of-asian my mother met in that nightclub.

Wow your self esteem must be fantastic.

Dixanadu, if you ever reply with LOL or ROFL on its own again, I will ban you.

Does that count as spam?

What if I place it in a normal message like "OMG Lol." But okay, I can do that.

Do you have any idea how much self restraint it took to stop me from replying to this with "LOL" or "ROFL"?

I know what you mean, but it's illegal now.

And for my latest contribution to ridiculous incidents: Replying with rofl.

I was tempted to reply with LMAO

On topic: My bank today thought I was some kind of fraudster and nearly called the police on me.