Dumbest thing that I have read today. Congratufuckinglations.

Wow, just Wow.

Unfortunately one does not contract the flu, and fall over dead the next day,
a la House. You, or your friend, will be required to endure all the prescribed
suffering that a fatal respiratory illness demands. That ain`t pretty.
Be my guess, somewhere down the line you WILL change your opinion.

News everyone! It's in Britain. More specifically, Scotland.

This is your fault somehow, Wings.

I have a feeling somethings going to happen soon. About 28 days from now.

Fuck.

Latest numbers:

Infected (Globally): 2330

Deaths (Mexico only): 149

New cases have started to pop up in Australia, Sweden, Germany, Belgium, Denmark, Ireland, Israel, Poland and Peru.

Man, I'll never fuck a pig again. And just to be safe I'm crossing fat girls off the list, too.

Woah woah woah, don't go crazy now.

Time for me to play pandemic!

Good grief.

It'll pass.

But... I'M SCARED!

My dad had to go to the Hospital, turns out he had pneumonia. Doesn't excuse him walking around with no pants on.

Chip off the ol' block, eh?

I was only on Live with him when it happened, and even I was traumatized. And then I made matters worse by trying to have a discussion about his parents having sex.

Fucking awkward.

Wow, that term is applicable in more ways than one.

Also it happened again later. I was falling alseep, Milo sitting somewhere nearby, when I hear rummaging in the hall. I have the SLIGHTEST opening in the door, and suddenly, dad crack.


I locked the door, but somehow Milo got out and pissed in my sister's room.

Update
 

Mexican Flu has officially reached my lovely country! Oh happy day! >_>
A 3 year old child was tested and Mexican Flu has been confirmed by lab testing.

In the mean time, the Mexican Flu is suspected to have spread to over 40 countries all over the globe.

Current statistics:

Infected: 4092

Deaths: 177

W.H.O HAS RAISED THE THREAT LEVEL TO 5.

There have been confirmed cases in Spain where the Swine flu has been passed on from human to human. In response to this the World Health Organization has raised the threat level to level 5 of 6.

- At this time the risk of airborne transmission of the virus is unknown. Most current cases are suspected to have been from physical contact only (as with normal flu, sneezing on someone, kissing, ect).

- There is no risk of getting the Mexican Flu from eating pork.


Also on a more humorous note: Egypt is not taking any chances and is having every single pig in the country killed.

"Oh god no, the flu! We should all hide! It'll kill us AAAAAAAAAAALL!"




I think it's obvious that I'm not worried at all.

Damn you Madagascar!

wait...THIS IS REAL LIFE?

Actually, Swin flu has "infected" a school the next town from mine :D

ah well...it was nice knowing you all :tard:

Huh/

Looks like it might be back to Singapore for me.

On the front page of today`s paper there is a detailed article about the flu
and how it is progressing around the globe. As i looked at this i could not keep
from thinking about "Captain Trips" from the King novel The Stand.
Got to say, this creeped me out for a while, hope the book is not prophetic in any way.

On the lighter side there was an other article about how the name "Swine flu"
is offensive to some groups, mostly pork producers and Orthodox Jews, go figure. :confused:

Except that the two viruses differ in every way apart from the fact they're both viruses disregard that, Cap'n Trips was sent by God.

Well, that and one is fictions.
Though that somewhere in the text Ol` Randy laid claim to The Cap`n.

Well my town has the swine flu now. every one is freaking out and washing their hands like crazy, dont know how im staying calm.

And God lays claim to Ol' Randy, that book was practically built on the concept of Deus Ex Machina. From the deliberate stupidity of everyone who isn't a main character up to and including the bullshit ending. :P

My history and geography teachers recently went to Mexico, and they came back sick...

Oh come now, I have seen " The Flaming Hand of God " in Las Vegas several times, usually around 5:30 am. at the Wynn . :D

Evidently only the stupid are immune to Project Blue .

Blessed are the morons, for they shall inherit the M-O-O-N.

Ok there's like 14 -potential- cases in Denmark. It hasn't been confirmed as far as I know. But anyway the media says that we're armored against the virus quite well, so I'm gonna blindly trust it and not worry... Worrying is bad.

A school district near mine closed today I think. There is word that mine might let us out early.

Yes because blindly trusting the media is a good thing. :happy:

Actually, the issue with The Jews is not that the name is offensive. The Israeli government/media has labeled the disease as 'Mexican Flu' because they figured the average man on the street would say "Well, I don't have any contact with swine, why do I need to worry".

Which either says a lot about the Israeli capacity for self-denial or the government's basic belief in the stupidity of their citizens. I'm putting my money on the latter.