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Xavier 04-08-2009 09:54 PM

Why isn't "eat him" one of the options?

Phylum 04-08-2009 11:05 PM

because sligs taste like wet dog, I'd assume.

AlexFili 04-08-2009 11:29 PM

Big Bros taste awful from all the steroid abuse apparently.
I personally don't find Sligs THAT ugly. I mean, there are much worse things out there.

Fuzzle King 04-09-2009 01:20 AM

Yeah, like meeps.

I would slap it round the chops and laugh in its face.I wouldn't be alive for very much longer after that though,i guess.

Crashpunk 04-09-2009 04:59 AM

I would say hi and if he tryed to shoot me i would run away

wonderfulthirds 04-16-2009 07:11 PM

I would run away, but not towards or away from him, but rather to the left or right of him, outside of the dimensions Abe is bound to by the game.


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....... My goodness. Look at all of the people that call Sligs violent, barbaric, stupid, and mean. And yet the majority of people on here would rather kill another soul FIRST and find out what it wanted later. That's pretty much like killing a total stranger just because you ASSUME he's dangerous.

lol. Heartless monsters on this Forum.:fuzsmile:

Scenario: You're in Afghanistan, the most dangerous part of it. Six of your friends have already been fatally wounded. Back in your country your wife is about to give birth to your first son. You then see a figure several yards away. This is not one of your troops. What do you do?

abe619 04-25-2009 08:50 AM

I'd kill it using the crowbar from Half-Life.

darklemon 04-25-2009 10:13 PM

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because sligs taste like wet dog, I'd assume.

I would think they would taste like a frog

But as for me because mudokens look similar to humans it would probably try to kill or enslave me so i would be filled with so much fear that the fart choice would be my only option

OddjobAbe 04-26-2009 01:38 AM

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I would say hi and if he tryed to shoot me i would run away

Man, it's a good job that guns can't fire very far very quickly.

Crashpunk 04-28-2009 11:55 PM

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Man, it's a good job that guns can't fire very far very quickly.
oh yeah good point.

Fine i would... Why is Give it a kiss on the cheek and ask if they want to "go steady" a choose? there isn't any sligfags here i hope :P

OddjobAbe 04-29-2009 06:39 AM

Yes. Sorry.

fastability 04-30-2009 08:54 AM

I kick it in the ass....................

Crashpunk 04-30-2009 10:28 AM

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I kick it in the ass....................
You will have a painfull foot, they have metal asses

fastability 04-30-2009 11:04 AM

that was a joke, I know that already crashpunk "sligs legs and ass are metal" :P really I think I kick to slig stomach :)

Dixanadu 05-07-2009 10:55 AM

Offer him a cigarette, head to the pub, and see where the night goes.

If that doesn't work, I'd give him a big kiss.

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 11:35 AM

You should meet our other slig fetishists.

Stuv 05-07-2009 12:17 PM

I'd probably be dead on the floor becaus he already shot me.. T.T

AlexFili 05-07-2009 12:20 PM

:fuzemb: < a Slig
:D < me

Gear1 05-22-2009 01:35 PM

use a soulstorm fart bomb and blow em up. that or take his gun and run around like a schmuck

abe is now! 05-22-2009 11:32 PM

If a saw a Slig I'd laugh and then I'd go away. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU POSSESS A SLIG??

Fil The Slig 06-03-2009 08:37 PM

I would do.....DDCHEAT! CHEATENGINE! TRAINERS! LVLEDITORS!