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Pilot 03-03-2009 08:58 PM

I just find the thought of where that pokey device actually goes to be unpleasant. Even worse than the device itself.

*shudders*

Slog Bait 03-03-2009 09:37 PM

The more I think about it, the more I wonder.

If someone has a tampon string hanging out, wouldn't the rapist pull it out before raping? So what the fuck's the point of the whole thing in the first place, right?

Unless, of course, there really are people that stupid.

Even if it weren't a tampon, a string literally hanging out would be suspicious and probably thrown to the side.

Nate 03-03-2009 11:11 PM

What would happen at the end of the day when the girl went to extract it, if the string couldn't be found?

Pilot 03-03-2009 11:14 PM

No more talk about tampons!

Nate 03-03-2009 11:17 PM

I'm not talking about tampons. I'm talking about this sharp pointy thing up her vagina.

Strike Witch 03-03-2009 11:21 PM

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What would happen at the end of the day when the girl went to extract it, if the string couldn't be found?

I once got one out by pelvic thrusting in the shower for half an hour.

Pilot 03-03-2009 11:41 PM

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I once got one out by pelvic thrusting in the shower for half an hour.
Humpons?

It's actually more like Crampons.

How does a girl make the choice between a crampon and a liner?

Strike Witch 03-03-2009 11:48 PM

It's like boxers or briefs.

Well, my poofter friend said that once. I dunno.

Crashpunk 03-10-2009 09:29 AM

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Has anyone here ever seen the movie teeth?

Try and rape that
ouch....

Rex Tirano 03-10-2009 06:17 PM

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It's like boxers or briefs.

That's how I'd describe it. It's just personal preference.

- Rexy

mitsur 03-10-2009 07:00 PM

I dunno. I got turned off to briefs when someone called my whitey tighties
'ass-huggers.'

I bet Nate grabs this before Pilot.

Nate 03-10-2009 07:25 PM

Uh...

I wasn't going to say anything until you mentioned me.

But now that I have posted, I will comment that I really don't like tightey-whiteys. Something about them really creeps me out. Give me a bit of colour any day.

Bullet Magnet 03-10-2009 07:39 PM

If there's one thing tightey-whiteys are good at, it's acquiring colour.

Pilot 03-10-2009 08:07 PM

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If there's one thing tightey-whiteys are good at, it's acquiring colour.

The color of the person's skin wearing them, when you see them get out of a hot tub or bath with a pair on and they have become suddenly transparent.

*shudder* g'ugghhhh......

If a brief it must be, it's gotta be a 'hip' pair of lowrisers.

Hopefully sans the man-pon stuffed in the back.

Chubbies, you know who you are

Ninjaxe 03-16-2009 01:13 AM

Why I read this. I don't know but it was funny. In asia this won't work. Rapes are very common and you don't get raped by one. They attack in groups. So they will be smart enough to remove it if one dies. I am glad, I won't be a victim but males end up dead and robbed. :( We have a person in the area stealing woman's underwear. Very disturbing. The police cannot find the culprit.

Strike Witch 03-16-2009 02:48 AM

Whereabouts in Hong Kong do you live? When I was there by the waterfront there were a few warnings going around about a guy climbing apartment buildings to be a pervert. Wonder if they ever caught him.

OANST 03-16-2009 08:39 AM

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Whereabouts in Hong Kong do you live? When I was there by the waterfront there were a few warnings going around about a guy climbing apartment buildings to be a pervert. Wonder if they ever caught him.

Honkey Kong?

OddjobAbe 03-16-2009 08:48 AM

I'd love to up your rep for that as a sign of acknowledgement, but I'm afraid I can't.

AlexFili 03-16-2009 10:54 AM

On another note I saw a documentary recently where these wolves were physically 'locked together'. Presumably to stop strangers from doing hit and run on their females... interesting.

Pilot 03-16-2009 11:14 AM

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I'd love to up your rep for that as a sign of acknowledgement, but I'm afraid I can't.
Don't worry, I've upped 'im for the both of us. That was Gold.

shaman 03-16-2009 02:46 PM

On a more topical note:

My friend heard something about the same "anti rape device" and brought the subject up with me in school.

He said something about a shotgun attachment but we're not going there...

Jordan 03-17-2009 02:02 PM

Oh yes. Imagine if you were about to have sex with your girlfriend, and she accidentally forgot to take her Shotgun Anti-rape device out. You pull her panties down and a great dirty Shotgun pops out and shoots you in the face. Dayum.

AlexFili 03-17-2009 02:03 PM

Wasn't there a funny film where a woman spends half of the film trying to remove her chastity belt made of silver? I think it was a comedy.

OANST 03-17-2009 02:11 PM

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I assume that this is the film you are talking about, but it isn't funny. Oh, Mel. You let us down.

OddjobAbe 03-17-2009 02:18 PM

Holy shit, I remember that. It was rather disappointing. It only had one or two mildly amusing moments, and they weren't that clever.

shaman 03-17-2009 02:38 PM

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Oh yes. Imagine if you were about to have sex with your girlfriend, and she accidentally forgot to take her Shotgun Anti-rape device out. You pull her panties down and a great dirty Shotgun pops out and shoots you in the face. Dayum.



Yes... the face.

That's what i was getting at :stare:

Wings of Fire 03-17-2009 02:43 PM

Jordan is fated to have better sex than Shaman, better foreplay at least.

EDIT: OH SNAP, filthy minds think alike.

OANST 03-17-2009 02:43 PM

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:stare:



Yes... the face.

That's what i was getting at :stare:

Foreplay is your friend, sir.

shaman 03-17-2009 02:53 PM

I was mearly pointing out that during sex a shotgun concealed in the vagina will have real difficulty hitting one in the face...

EDIT: And when that time comes WOF/OASNT .. don't make me post pics, ill do it... :D

OANST 03-17-2009 02:54 PM

And we were pointing out that sex done correctly would lead to a shot in the face first.