Pussies.

Make sure you bring a god-damn frisbee or something.

Apparantly, I am going to be banished to the fifth level of Hell. A bit disappointing really, I was hoping to go to Dis to see if there's really a giant spider controlling Hell.

Hey Nate, possibly our violence is our arse-stabbing behaviour? Doesn’t that count as some kind of violence against the human body? Where have I heard that?

"And those who become admins shall have no rest neither day nor night"...

:)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Crap, maybe I'm not as badass as I thought.

Also they have some questions that wanna make me punch them in the face.

The fucking homophobes have to many questions about gayness (I'm straight BTW). Also about poor people. I said true poor people deserve to be poor cus 90% are drugos, alcholholics, gambling addicts, etc

90.....percent........are............My goodness. I might need to see some studies to back that up.

I'm poor, and I happen to be none of those things. I must be part of the good 10 percent. Oh, glory day.

And the homosexual questions have a lot to do with the criteria that Dante put forth as the reasons for people going to the different levels of hell.

Maybe you dont quite understand the nature of the test?
Oh you poor ignorant child....

While it’s true I’m an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler with kleptomania, I am definitely not poor. Oh no, wait, the other way round.

When I mean poor I mean like hobo poor (It had a question about beggars)

Well, I suppose that I'm not that poor.

I should of seen that coming.

Still very ignorant and predjudiced. Some people can lose all their money without being bad people.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

2nd Level of Hell eh? Shit. Quite where the violence or fraudlent malciousness come from I don't know, I'd have expected Level 5 to be high rather than them.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

I thought I'd end up somewhere deep. Maybe I'll meet the Spider Mastermind down there.

Your new Folio edition of the art book would suggest otherwise.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

SO LONG FAREWELL

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Wooooo! I was close to getting into Dis though, so maybe I'll have accumulated enough heretical sin at the end of my life to join the party with DI and OANST.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Ace

Jesus Christ, it seems like half our forum are sex-obssessed monkeys.

Good for you all

I think most are, they're simply guilty of "worse sins".

It's not that great a test, though. According to the test, even if you are plotting against your country, so long as your are sex-crazed to the point of insanity you'll only get level 2.

Dante's Inferno was all political propaganda anyway.

...
 

WHAT!?

I'm going to a lower level of hell than Hobo!?

HOW!?

Hobo seems an odd choice of character to compare your own hellishness against.

Please, I haven't had sex for two years and I've refused it numerous times, so morally I'm on great standing.

Not having it and not being obsessed with it are two different things. And turning down sex can be for a variety of reasons, not just on morals.

BYE BYE PEDESTAL

Impotence, for example.

Or if your penis bleeds when you have sex.





What?



I swear I don't have personal experience with this phenomena.

... or sex in general. q.q

Wow. Looks like Slog Bait, Chubfish, and I will be rotting away in the deepest pits of hell.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Alcar...

I believe you mean Kastere. I wonder if anyone here will reach level nine.

I don't really see us as backstabbers.


WE'RE A FAMILY

Nah, we'll stab each other in the back without a second thought. Though... maybe not the back. Just a bit lower, I guess.



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Oh, and mitsur? Did you notice that I didn't mention you and anal sex together? This is me being nice and attempting to clean up my act. [tinytiny]At least where 16 year old boys are involved.[/tinytiny]