I wash my hands of this thread. I have no doubt it will quickly disentegrate into sexual comments disguised in only the most transparent of suggestions.

Include me in that percentage.



Hooray for technical demographics.

Huh, surprised I didn't use this sooner.

Yeah. That pretty much nails it.

Sir Ian McKellen is the MAN.

That other guy..... is the woMAN, I guess.

See, again with the hands. Whatever you're using is what's making them so soft.... Dawn? Dove? ...... semen, as Peter suggests? Either that or it's our constant abuse making you soft.

For the record, it's "nigga", and if you're white and friends with a black dude, it usually isn't a problem.

Ah yes, you do have a point there.....

God, I'm so white. Nigger. That's like singing Bob Marley, except instead of saying "We're Jammin'..." you say, "We're Jamming!"

Please cease this annoyingness, Ghost. It's just dumb. I have no interest in sticking my penis anywhere.

Surely: We are Jamming.

Actually, for all you too white bitches, it's "We be jammin'". Christ, people.

Yes you do. Stop being a weenie.

Yeah. Plus, I've got your weenie right here.

Srsly this. Give it like 3 years and you'll be drinking beer, having sex with a woman and possibly ejaculating on their teary face (granted they are Italian).

Annoyman amirite



but seriously, it's not about you, it's just inspired by you.

That so happens to be the only way I ever get "hit on".

While that is a possibility, the proximate and ultimate explanations for the existance of homosexuality have yet to be asserted.

How? By being a straight man flattered by being hit on by a gay?

Am I not the only one to have?

Which will almost certainly be a more long winded version of that simple statement, not saying that a fully scientific explanation isn't preferable but that simple statement coincides with twin studies, observable reactions, case studies and certain neurological stories.

Also the law of Parsimony almost guarantees my being right, unless of course Religion is right.

That's a negative, Cap.

It's not the only plausible statement that fits. I'm not saying you are wrong or that I disagree that it could be the case, I've suggested it many times before. But there simply isn't the evidence or explanatory theory to make such a claim with that level of certainty, that's all.

Why? Why are you behaving like such kids?

Because adults can be giggly little shits too and you have not yet realized this?

Because a sense of humor we have. Plus, my weenie statement wasn't even directed toward you so I would suggest not taking things so personally.

Pilot just loves weenies. He really, really likes them. A lot.

Well YEAH, I've even been called a Big Weenie.

*cough*

Does that make me gay by the terms endeared in this thread? :D

I think we'd be pissing in the ocean by that point.

Like some people, the ocean likes being peed in.

You want to leave this room.

Similar feelings here. Pilot, you sick bastard, I'm never sure if I should congratulate you on the new lows you have discovered or wet myself in disgust and fear.

I tried hard to think of something on topic to add but I came up empty.

I'm trying to figure out how that would even work without then filing a malpractice suit against your surgeon.