Ladies and Gentlemen, the first OWF meme of 2009 involves a punk ejaculating on his own face.

Why he comes back after all the terrible things we say I don't know.

Because we say equivalent things about everyone else.

And yet nobody manages to say things that are equivalent to AIN’s words.

Tee hee @ ur Xpens lol

I REMEMBERED ONE! If anybody remembers my blog a couple weeks ago that I never continued, I'll just do so here.

So, I'm hanging out with a good friend and the ex, we're walking around being weird etc. long story short my ex starts being a neurotic psychopath so my friend and I decide to adventure out on our own.

We decide to go to Williamsburg (trendy Brooklyn area with many bars), and thusly head to the train station. Outside are a few fire rescue vehicles (not fire trucks mind you, but the SUVs), and we figure it's no big deal. So we get down into the subway station and are having a normal conversation when all of a sudden there's an unbelievably loud explosion aboveground.

AAAHHH!!!!

The entire station shakes, paint chunks fall from the ceiling, and everybody in the station looks around like WHOA So I say to my friend, "Let's get the fuck out of here," and we start to leave just as the train comes, so, split second decision, we get on the train and head to town.

I still have no idea what the explosion was, but when I came back 4 hours later the block was packed with fire trucks and ambulances and everything. Crazy, ESPECIALLY considering the effects I was under at the time of the blast.

I must know!! You go back there and figure it out!!

I suppose the ex detonated a bomb in a failed attempt on your life for belittling her mental problems.

Hell hast no fury like a woman scorned. [/cliche]

No it wasn't.

Another experience? It's not so weird but it's funny... I ate a fennel with my nose.

But this is like saying that you find the thought of having your own phlegm in your throat completely horrific. It's yours, it isn't exactly going to hurt you.

If you must eat, I'd recommend that you do it with your mouth. It's hassle-free, tastes good, and you don't swallow the product of secretion.

Especially when said secretion was the byproduct of arousement.

For some reason I gagged a little when I read your post, Leto.

Maybe I've uncovered a repressed experience of yours much like poor Fabio's?

It's alright to share, especially when frequenting a forum full of poojabbers.
nate, love the term

I love this place. I really do.

sXe means Straight Edge...

I always eat my phlegm.

Anyway... you know that I'm not english and that I speak english badly... so stop thinking I will do it well.

My t-shirt isn't scene. Look it up. I think it's in the classics.

Edit: Oh, hell. I'll just put it here.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...ighlight=neely

I didn't ever imply in that sentence that I thought you would write in English well, nor did I make such an implication anywhere else in the forums. It is understandable English, just like if I was to write in Italian. You'd get the jist of what I meant, but it wouldn't be perfect.

This is like a bi-monthly repost. I've seen it so many friggin' times AND read it when I was lurking.

There are just so many people who need to see it.

yes, we know. you into KsE too or are they too mainstream for you?

you further back up this ol 'textbook punk theory' btw.

Well, during my crazy days, I wrote a fiction where I died by a giant spider bite, and was resurected in one of my fan universes. Next week, there's a near-tarantula-sized spider in he kitchen, walking around like he owns the place. Scared the living piss out of me. I stopped writing for a month.

There's also the incedent from a few years back, when there was a random cheerio stuck to the ceiling.

I'm a straight edge punk because I hate drugs.

So what you're saying is that you're one of those self proclaimed Straight edgers that only cut drugs out of their lives? ur doin it rong. doin it rite = no lustful sex, no body harmers ie alcohol DO IT RITE

Ok, I'm not a Straight Edge... I'm a punk and I hate drugs.

Iv'e seen an UFO and many "Zombie Outbreak" stickers......
THERE ARE ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS!!!HERE"S THE TRUTH!!!:http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=wgm8ue...e=channel_page

I had a strange experience with Candlejack once, where he pu

Oh, jesus, not Candlejack, I onc

You guys are fucking retarded.

Seriously, this meme spewing nonsense has to end, it's an old, tired, and unfunny meme that only newfags use. "Hurr, Candlejack, hurr racis

Next person who uses the Candlejack meme in this or any other thread will receive a shiny new infraction!

What about blogs?

Also.