Taxes are boring and such a turn off...

:tard:

I know. And unfortunately it doesn't bother me. Besides, being the chick in the insect-ish relationship, I'd get to eat my partner! :3 Finger lickin' good.

Wow, everybody knows? I didn't realise the differences between Deuterostomes and Protostomes were taught in biology these days. Or am I truly not alone in my interests? :monster:

No, I'm more interested in metaphysics and existential mumbo-jumbo. I just happened to know the ass-mouth relation in insects.

If it makes you feel better, I did not know. I had absolutely no idea.

No no no, I've taken over here. Stop trying to bring us back on topic.

Hentai makes me hard.

There, now at least one of us had admitted it.

Nice.

Edit: I think we ALL would admit to that, but we just forgot.

I think you would be wrong. Hentai makes little pieces of my brain explode. Who the fuck took the time to draw people fucking (tentacle or otherwise) just for the sake of fucking? And who the fuck allowed them to continue living? I despise the porn industry. I despise it in the same way that I despise the degenerate lyrics of your favorite rap/rock song. It is baseness made marketable. If it were done for the sake of art I wouldn't have a problem with it. I am also not opposed to fucking. I enjoy it. But to dehumanize and take the intimacy away from it just for the sake of turning a buck is morally reprehensible. Okay. I'm done.

I despise the porn industry as well, and I'm not quite pretentious enough to say 'But it's Art' so all I can say is that I find the manga style fairly open to sexually charged scenes, and I enjoy sexually charged scenes a lot more than watching sex itself, possibly why I was the only person gaping in wonderment after watching the movie version of Phantom of the Opera (Bad acting and all) and probably the only non-Butler stalker who gets totally turned on by Point Of No Return.

But it's drawn. I, personally, can't stomach it. But that doesn't mean that it doesn't tug on your libido whether you want it to or not.

Second, real porn is gross as well. I haven't seen a dirty film since like, sixteen.
Of course, I don't want to have srs conversations about porn.

Yes I despise the porn industry as well! Amateur porn is way better.

I completely agree. I did not mean to give the impression that I was singling out Hentai. I despise all facets of the porn industry.

I recently watched parts of a lesbian porn film.

It was scary. Even my lesbian friends were afraid.

Alcar...

"Oh hello. I'm here to fix your CARPET."

Shit like that ruined the experience for me.

Better yet:

"Good day ma'am. I'm the extremely thin dressed cable guy, here to fix your cable."

"Please come in, I was just taking a shower and always answer the door in my underwear."

"Where is the TV ma'am?"

"Right here in the bedroom(??)."

Anyway you get the point. But at the end of it all... THE CABLE IS STILL BROKEN!!!

What the hell guys.

What the hell.


































Athletic, foreplay, decent-sized breasteses, shaved, takes intiative sometimes, nice body, and not a bimbo

Wouldn't you just like to be a voice actor for a hentai company though? Or mabye the sound engineer? Think of how many things you could smush to simulate intercoursal sounds. Punching mayo, flapping your cheeks, vaseline and watermelons

I love cute images and characters, but hentai is lost on me cuz there's no story.

It it's Konata and Kagami banging, whohoo! But if it's generic redhead and generic meganekko, then who the fuck cares?

Taboos are very good turn-ons for me. Most illegal things, besides necrophilia. Scat works, but vomit is a complete turn off. That and gore.

Luckily, Sweden has most of my turn ons.

Age of consent is 15, beastiality is mostly legal, and I think wincest might be too.

If I can somehow get a pair of 15 year old twins and a dog, woo-fucking-hoo.


Edit:
Oh, and electricity. Not sticking your dong into an outlet kinda stuff, but I saw a showtime special that had vibrators that were the same thing as those plasma-orbs that make your hair stand up on end.

Actually...

No wait that's going to get me in trouble. Sorry dude.

Mitsur, if you ever find a girl like that then let me know. The prerequisites you have do no compute.

Hmm,

I honestly can't think what turns me on,

How pathetic is that :(

Not pathetic. Just means that you don't sit around trying to decide what combinations of colored socks will make your penis more or less erect. Why concentrate on these things, I say. Just enjoy the sensation when it arrives.

But blue and purple socks equal buckets. Buckets I say!

Porn, what a waste of time. If real sex was as boring , the human species would
have died out long before film was invented.

Trying to get a grip on a sexual relationship by watching Porn would be like learning to drive by watching a Transporter filck.

FUCK

You forgot Chavs and prolapses...

Seconded. This thread is just nasty.

I'll be sporting. Tits, black fetish wear, and MC.