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Nate 10-07-2008 04:18 AM

Even Jesus?

Moosh da Outlaw 10-07-2008 04:28 AM

I'd molotov cocktail my neighbor's stupid barking dog and die a happy person.

Or feed it a meatball full of broken glass. The other way would be more fun though; i'd get to play with fire and alchohol!

Laser 10-07-2008 06:35 AM

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I really can't answer this until I get some specifics. What time of day and how noisy will it be?

Hmm...

How about it will end at midnight tomorrow, and it won't be noisey but you will see it gradually come closer ( like a huge meteor or something)

Jordan 10-07-2008 06:44 AM

I'd go to the shops. Break into them and steal all the sweets and junk food I could, eat it while chucking bricks at chavs. And run off before they kill me earlier than the world does.

Wil 10-08-2008 05:44 AM

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And with all the people on this forum who are of the 'opposite persuasion,' who could possibly not imagine the amount of male sex that would be indulged in?? I know I would. :lol:

You assume we all like each other.

Hobo 10-08-2008 06:19 AM

Two simple words.

Your Mother.

Oddey 10-08-2008 08:19 AM

The last thing I'd do is go onto a private island, pretend to be James Bond, blow it up, and broadcast everywhere that S.P.E.C.T.R.E. deserves a good kick.

Seriously? I'd steal everything I ever wanted and put the time I had to good use. Around the end I beleive I'd watch the impending doom, whilst listening to Doom music at full blast. Creative right?:D

Pilot 10-08-2008 08:40 AM

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You assume we all like each other.

No, I don't assume that but the impression I get is that we've got a bunch of horndogs here. :D lol

Wil 10-08-2008 09:39 AM

Steal everything you’ve ever wanted? Just for the hell of it, or would you be able to do stuff with it in the time you had left?

Bullet Magnet 10-08-2008 12:02 PM

At midnight I would be at my computer, thus dying the way I lived: ridiculing somebody's logic.

Pilot 10-08-2008 01:04 PM

Honestly, I'd probably just be doing something I loved- like working on a project or art or something the last few moments instead of something else out of sudden momentary inhibition.:fuzzle:

Fuzzle Guy 10-08-2008 01:15 PM

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Pull off a Heist, that always sounded fun.

Then go and do unspeakable things...

If the world were to end tomorrow nobody would bother stopping you... nor would anybody be in the place you're hosting the heist.

I would probably spend my last day trying to avoid being murdered, in order to see what the end of the world is like. I would then steal a Bentley just to drive my dream car.

Lacy Hemsmire 10-08-2008 02:27 PM

I would try every drug known to man. Then I would go to where I work and take all the lazy employees and nail their bodies to my roof. Then I'd go raid a candy shop. The literal kind. Then I would have sex with a guy I think is really hot so I won't die a virgin. :D

mudling 10-09-2008 11:10 PM

If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.

Fuzzle Guy 10-10-2008 07:04 AM

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If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.

http://greasybeardedhands.com/fat_legs1.jpg

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Laser 10-10-2008 08:25 AM

May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling

mitsur 10-10-2008 10:30 PM

I'd like to revise my previous comment about what'd I do.

In my last days, I would probably tell everyone what I really think of them, get completely smashed, and watch, play, or do whatever suited my fancy.

I.E. The previous fantasy, except with pants on.

Strike Witch 10-11-2008 12:37 AM

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May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling

I doubt he would physically be able to without inventing some sort of complex system of pulleys and levers, and he would probably be out of time by then.

OANST 10-11-2008 09:01 AM

Cry?

mudling 10-11-2008 02:06 PM

Hey who said anything about women?
But seriously, ok, ok, you got me, I'll side step here and find the next thing I come across, but you can be hardly be picky when you and everyone else is about to die.

munchdude1 10-12-2008 12:08 PM

Parachute jump!

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I mean spend time with family and friends! ;)

Lucysmith 11-08-2008 01:39 AM

I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us

Fuzzle Guy 11-08-2008 01:47 AM

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I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us

And has subsequently just taken away...

Bullet Magnet 11-08-2008 05:13 AM

Yeah, nice one God.

mitsur 11-08-2008 12:28 PM

It's like giving someone candy, and when they're one bite into it, snatching it out their hand, throwing it to the ground, stomping on it, dousing it with gasoline, lighting it on fire, and putting out the fire with your own pee.

AlienMagi 11-08-2008 12:33 PM

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Then I'd FUCKING FIND YOU.

Also, RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Holy shit u stole my idea...!

abe is now! 11-08-2008 01:13 PM

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Not in a million years :tard:

I'd sex. Everything.

Alcar...

Would you sex me too? XD

I think I'd go out and destroy everything I could destroy.

Havoc 11-11-2008 09:46 PM

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And has subsequently just taken away...

LMAO :lol:

skillyaslig 11-12-2008 12:43 AM

I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh :tard:
Oh, and I would go and nick all that yummy fudge that they sell in that art shop in town.

OANST 11-12-2008 05:33 AM

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I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh :tard:

Do you have your trench coat picked out? I think this post shows a bit more of your personality than you intended.