Hitler, Jesus, Mother Theresa ( Tea Lady :D), Deadpool, Cable, Buddha, Agent 47, Marcus Fenix, Will Wright and Stephen Fry

Very eclectic, if i may say so myself ;)

I see what you did there. Callback to your version of Untold Legend.

Although the thought of Rexy in a scanty nurse outfit treat my various 'wounds' is a nice image....

But I digress. Servants, eh? Hmmm.

Let's see:

Wayne Brady would probably be a good butler, Cthulhu as my caretaker (SHRUBBERY, BEND TO THE WILL OF CTHULHU!), and Chuck Norris would be my chief of security. Jessica Alba would be my French Maid, along with Rexy as the Nurse, or maybe Doctor is she is so inclined. Brock Sampson would be my body guard, along with Jack Bauer as my personal driver. Oh, and Michael Winslow (this) would be there just for kicks.

I'll think of more later I'm sure.

Chuck Norris is a wimp.

TAKE.





THAT.





BACK.

No.

QUIT IT WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES PLZKTHNX.

My sevant would be Death. With Death, the whole universe would be under my control!
And I'll have Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy as his most common form.
Cus he's funny lulz.

I'd have Derren Brown as my personal assistant. And so he can buy me stuff...with ordinary paper like he does in that Trick or Treat episode. And then I won't have to pay for anything again ;)

One word. Nerdgasm.

Pyramid Head for protection and as an assassin. He would be paid in rape.

A legion of the greatest leaders/influential figures in history as a council of sorts. Gandhi, Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Stalin, Mao, Abe Lincoln, Mansa Musa, and Fonzie. And Sid Meier in order to make video games recording the various antics these characters find themselves into.

The entire House of Telvanni from Morrowind. They were just that awesome. Plus, mushroom house.

All the pregnant men from the sims. Waddling is funny.

And finally, someone who follows me on an elephant playing the veena.

molluck , genral dripik , vice president aslik , director phleg , raiden , liu kang , kung lao , goro , kintaro and all of the mk ninjas (sub-zero , scorpion , reptile etc.)

SUB-ZERO ISNT A NINJA GODDAM

You know, I'd love to have video game characters doing my bidding.

Link would do the laundry, perhaps. I don't know why. But he could probably get me a good deal on those funny costumes he wears (the green one) just in case a crazy protest was around the corner.

Mario would most likely do the food. I like pasta-based things, and when he started sleeping in 'Super Mario 64' and spoke of Ravioli, I knew that he must know something I'd enjoy.

And Doomguy would guard my new mansion. Fucking Doomguy. Doomguy. That would be awesome. His eyebrows would start twitching like in the game, and he'd blast who/whatever tried to break into my house straight back to Hell. Fuck yes.

Maybe Kirby or Yoshi could clean things up when everything was messy.

But enough of this foolish fantasizing. EDIT: Maybe this wasn't the best place to mention that.
I'll re-word it.

I have business to tend to. Tender business.

There we go. That sounds a little better.

I'm not sure that getting a plumber to cook for you is a great idea. At least get him to wash his hands first.