I ate my girlfriend, she was creamy and I had to scrape the bottom of the tub to get it all.

World of Lesbian Sexcraft.

Rescued a stag-beetle sandwich.

Hmm, well doing my homwork and glaring at my dog dosn't combine to pretty...

Hey, who else here just did their dog? :D

I wanked over Oddworld videos. Oh dear fucking god.

I....I played with my friends?

God I need to do more interesting things

Ate The Apprentice.

Walked online.

Worst. Exercise. Ever.

I hurt my I-Pod.

I walked my private messages.

Travelled to water.

Alcar...

Argued with Lost Odyssey.

I bathed in the internet.

I drank the Off Topic forum.

I farted music.

I thought that this yoghurt was silly and should probably be moved to Necrum.

I argued with my teacher for buying Doom 3.

...*semi*

I drank my car all the way home, then vacated my cellphone

I slept with work.

Alcar...

I microwaved a thread.

I listened to Progressive Jellybeans.

I ate a packet of pornography.

I drank 'IAGTFUIYS' with a Simpson's quote.

I gulped up T-Nex.

- Rexy

I procrastinated Jennifer Saunders, while also listening to some damn good bathing.

I washed some popups.

I ate my own dick.

I cooked some Manhunt.

I got shut down.

Eating the internet.