This would be because you're a straight male :).

There's simply nothing for the straight man in Oddworld until those h0t p1ccys of Skillya and Sam begin circulation. :D.

Or Jo Momma. You can't forget Jo Momma.

Jo Momma? *Gets mental image* AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!!!!!! AAAH!!

I could never forget Jo Momma.

*Buddum tshh*

.....I feel dirty.

Ahhh.. Cmon.. What about Maggie?? ;) She's pretty darn hot, don't you think?

Not in the least.

What's wrong with you people? We need a poll on this later I think.

And, as an experiment...what do you guys think of Scrabs?

I see a Scrab as an incredibly potent sexual symbol due to its nobleness, raw power and the bloody shape of the thing.

Being borderline bi is fun ^^.

Great abs, too...

And those sharp, spikelike legs! Great for ramming up teh bum. once the bleeding stops it kinda feels like shaving the insides of your intestines, only in a good way

Dont get me started on their beaks

I actually had an erotic dream about a Vykkers, once. Freaked me right out. Weird thing is, in the dream, it rejected me!

Grubbs. Seriously. Phwoar. Nothing more phallicious.

What about a phallus?

They tend to come connected to less enjoyable things. All those photos of them are misleading. In a sense, they are phallacious.

A phallusy, eh?

Phallagrantly.

Oh yea the sheer awsome sexual power of the Scrab... can you imagine that trying to hump your leg?

And what about paramites, any girls dream I'm sure, right next to fleeches.

What has this to do with the OD?
But you've made me laugh nothertheless.
There's only one thing worse than arguing over the internet, argueing that you love someone over the internet...

Who loves Abe IS MENTALLY SICK (or mudophil). I think most of as love Abe... in THE OTHER way. Like me. And Scrab_at_duty. And almost evryone here.

He's so insecure about his sexuality you can feel it.

I'd argue Fleeches also have the potential to be powerful sex symbols, one word tongue

We are having an Oddworld Discussion, just a quite perverse and not entirely sane one.

That's why I wrote them down there in the first place...

the big skull on necrum and some other skulls there scare me.

That isn't quite on-topic but I have to ask whether you've read American Gods by Neil Gaiman, particularly the Queen of Sheba/Succubus chapter?

I'm feeling more normal by the minute!

Funny how a cute thread started by an innocent twelve year old girl quickly becomes something altogether more.....graphic.

Oh shit, I found the OD forum again.

"That's disgusting", says the Lolicon.

How have you been reducing it, Abe619, and why have you needed to reduce it? I'm interested.

Well, if this is a confessional now, I like trees.































































in my arse

Well you all suck because VP Aslik has done his name to me several times, and he is waaaay nicer than abe or stranger or any one else!

Thats why Dripik is always so commanding to him because he knows he's nicer than him.

ABM :p

You sir, need serious help.

And probably a lot of Lube.

Lube doesn't help the splinters.

This is by far the best OD topic I've seen since I joined.