Oh my God! Keira Knightley has seen fit to grace the OWF under the guise of Ghost!

Repeated welcomings meladyship.

Alcar...

Lolicon? LOLICON!?

<3

Anyway, srsly, I had no idea Ghost was a gal, or is she/he/it/ damn japs.
I certainly like Ghost, even the azn content bits.

WHY does this happen for every single female member of OWF?

Oh yeah, it's because Alcar has been too lazy to fix the gender icons in the postbit since abuot two updates ago...

Still, you can always check out people's profiles.

I think it has been made perfectly clear that we don't.

I do, mainly to avoid embarrassing situations like this.

I also do random word searches in the thingymabob and check out long standing members past posts and threads.

I need moar life.

Yeah, I used to pretend to be a guy all the time on several forums, simply because saying you're female results in stuff like:

"Wow can I be ur girlfreind?" or "Stop fucking RPing as a girl u hairy old man" or "*blushes* I think I have a crush on you lol".

Also, I'm expected to make lots of fanart, fanfics, and poetry, also I need some sort of girly banner too, or to go around saying "Just because I'm a girl, it doesn't mean *whatever topic here* ".

For example:



Serously, it's fucking ridiculous.

Which is why I said 'can'.

I hate you now.

Wonderful, would you like a cookie?

Only if I can flirt with you and see your fanart.

Hay gaize Im a girl 2.

Oh, fuck off grasshopper.

I'm sorry guys. Me and Peter are too drunk to deal out custom titles tonight. And we're going to a club. BYE!

i assume that lot was through PM.

WOF you little fucking bastard!!!
£/*$@#!

Well at least this helped me prove my point. :p

Okay, just so we're clear:

I'm female. I have short hair. I have travelled all over asia but am terrible with languages.
I like to play videogames, but do not have any real skill. I can only really cook Curry and Pasta. I'm flat-chested. I vote for the Labour party. I'm an Athiest/Agnostic. My favourite colour is dark blue, but whatever looks good at the time. I don't give a shit about fashion. I like Anime and Manga, but only stuff that makes me laugh. I hate hate hate Evangelion. I can write poetry, but not emo poetry. I can't write fanfics. I can't draw.

Finally, if you send me something for Valentines' Day, I'll minus rep you.

Hurrah for Ghost!

In other news Peter tried to kill me. More at six!

what if its a box full of broken glass and blood?

YOU DON'T EXIST, YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE LALALA!

I'll inject the blood with AIDs and put it in your water supply, and stab you with the glass.

Love you too, Kastere.

are you flirting with me? :D

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

(Ask about her fanpix next :D)

*chokes violently*

draw me a cow.

Fuck off, Furry.

heh heh, lovely.

I despise those that stereo-type females over the 'net...I would sooner consume their 'netty souls in a virtual second than to watch their jabber scroll across the screen...

I think I like joo already :D (in a friendly way, for God's sakes...)

She's not new.


EPIC FAIL.

I, uh...knew she wasn't new...I just never met her before...O.o