Oh, I would ban vending machines. I hate those things.

But where else would I get my carrot sticks at work?!

Replace guns with lightsabers.

I do. Just not to you.

Let me guess who get's it, *Certain members, and for their privacy, I've removed their name*, I'm close aren't I?
I would make a comment, that I would do something to fix the forums, but believe it or not, they have absolutly no effect on our lives, or the world, apart from our moods, another reason not to go out of your way on these forums to piss someone off unless it's with good reason, and believe it or not, whenever I piss someone off here, I believe it's for good reason, like standing up to them, or telling what I think is wrong.
Maybe if we want to fix something in this world, you shouldn't going around killing people you don't like, or simply just getting rid of it, think of the world as a meal, and everything made up of it as the ingrediants, you shouldn't go chucking away what you don't want, that would be wasting food and potential, no, you make use of what you have, and make something even better becuase you kept all of the "bad" ingediants, becuase believe it or not, if you look at something the other way, it isn't bad any more, make use of the good of everything.
Now if my difference to the world was somehow makeing everyone listening, care about and comprehend this, I would.
Simply our problem is the majority of the world doesn't care.
Corruption, poverty, pollution, extinction, distortion, famine, and several man made disasters, etc. could all be avoided or made better if they did.

Jesus Christ. How many threads do you intend to drag your petty little argument through? We don't like you or your posts and that's why we give you negative feedback. To me that sounds like the most fair use of the system. Now, shut your stupid whiny mouth, dry your teary eyes, and get on with your life.

If I could make one difference in the world? I would end it.
No more problems.

Actually, it's just you, and maybe Hobo :P and I hope you feel proud getting told off by a 16 year old, and then trying to get back at him by calling him names which don't mean anything?
Sorry, but you've been pissing off enough users, well, you've made at least one leave anyway
But you have a point, let us move on and get on with our lives
and, now, contributing to my thread, maybe it's best we don't do anything, becuase medling is what's causing all of our problems, human ambition.

I'll assume that 'medling' was a typo and you actually meant "Mudling". I'll also assume you're the kind of retard that speaks in the third person from time to time.

If my assumptions are correct then I only have two words to say:


I AGREE.

Exactly who did I make leave? Seriously, I'd like to know.

Also, quit editing your posts two days later just because you realized what a stupid shit they made you look like. We really need to keep those intact so new members can have guidelines on how not to behave. This is serious business, sir. Just as all things on the interweb are.

Al Gore built it with a straight face, he did!

I would kill the government I HATE THEM, also the primeminister

The Government has a gender?

I Edited the posts becuase they were either mistakes or I wanted to avoid trouble, mainly becuase I was mentioning certain names directly, etc. I want this place to be a freindly place, and pointing fingers won't help.
And ONAST, PV is at least one of them, and I only said that for the sake of finnishing what I've started, so it doesn't look like I don't have a point.
But please let's just drop it, if you stop being a dick, I'll stop being a dick? Deal?

I think you just called me a hero.

To make the world better I would stop people being dicks and give them a sense of humour.

- Rexy

I'd kill Al-Qaeda extremists too.

Made a mistake and double posted, please delete this post. :)

Ok fine, you're a hero.
And that's the reason why most people are dicks anyway, becuase they think they have a sence of humour, or they want to impress someone
And Abe is now! Al-Qaeda are not the only extremists, hell there's the KKK aswell, basically they're called extremeists for a reason, but the media is giving the Al-Qaeda a realy bad light so that he can create himself an excuse for the IRAQ war, and thanks to that, their's alot of anti muslim stereotypes going around.
It's kind of like that pope who started the holy wars, saying it wasn't a sin to kill non Christians and all.

I thought you would understand a semi-joke. I know Al-Qaeda aren't the only extremists. But they did very bad things. I hope you know them... So, I'd stop all the extremists who do bad things and who kill innocent people.

But is killing unsuspecting Al-Qaeda's realy that much better than killing innocents?
And ok, I understand you now, sorry about the misunderstanding :)

I never read your posts, Mudling, they're always too goddamn long.

I think OANST helped rid us of Ilovehammy.


But let's face it, that's a good thing.

Well, I'd like to take a greater claim on her going. She left part-way during a series of PMs I had with her, wherein she got flustered when I was dictating and explaining her own faith to her.

And of course I am very proud of this. Jesus-cunting-Christ, I miss the bitch.

O brave new world - I'd bring back ILOVEHAMMY!

Where does this anger come from?

Any excuse to seem rebellious, silly!

When you join an organization that practices the beheading of civilians I think you should go ahead and expect a response. Silly maybe, but there it is.

Most of the time they don't have a choice, and they're persuaded that they're doing what's right, and what's for the best for their people and religeon.
How are they any different from the KKK who kill african americans, or the spanish who slaughtered the aztecs, or the catholics who slaughtered innocent villages in the holy wars, told that they needed to fight for their religeon.
I think everyone is innocent in all of this, everyone but the leaders.
Of course, it's the usual story, and it's a quote aswell, old men declare wars, young men fight them.

^Oh Fuck Off, Grasshopper.

(Hot Fuzz is awesome.)

"Skid marks!"


"Who's being childish now?"

Silly police.

I would help the world by getting rid of Political Correctness (more accuratly extreme political correctness)

Then i would...make having glasses and being kind and helpful as a sign of extreme sexyness :P

Also i would keep Chavs etc alive mainly becuase lots of my friends fit into that caterogry and i think i fit (at least partially) into the Chav group

Everyone is innocent? When you strap a fucking bomb on yourself and walk into a marketplace you are not innocent. Don't be so naive. Anyone can tell themselves that what they are doing is right if you try hard enough. But you have to be a special kind of fucked up to convince yourself on this sort of thing. You are apparently that special kind of fucked up.