Hahaha :D This guy wins (imo of course :p)

Failage increasin' exponen'ially, Cap'n! I cannae take th' strain!

Who fails? I haven't been paying attention and know I feel stupid. Who's this guy?

So which one of our loveable regulars are you?

Old Jewish Man? Pimply-faced Teen?

Web-addicted male with a taste for the unusual and surreal? Born Catholic with a waning faith and an unusually large vocabulary? Lazy at-home pseudo-politician with a strong lean to the liberal sort of things and a slightly low amount of testosterone? You pick. I really would prefer if you decided yourself by reading

I call shenanigans.

Ew, it even has a message directed to OANST in its signature.


And it keeps talking about an imaginary hotel.

Sad.

Welcome to the forums!
I'm sure you won't regret joining...

beware of Kastere, he has a fetish for 'arses'.

Hella :D Hope you have a *cough* wonderful time here.
Don't feed the animals, they bite.

Very well. I appreciate all of your welcomes. *crosses fingers and giggles like a school girl*
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This thread has attracted a lot of attention, no?

You REALLY remind me of someone I know. Only more intelligent. Yes, much more.

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Thank you?
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This is the worst welcome thread I've ever read. You should ALL be ashamed.

Especially Pete

Welcome!!!! I hope your enjoy OWF!!! I will eat you!!!

I am ashamed, but not because of the said reason. *stares at pile of dead bodies next to desk*


W....T.....F?!

Why!? I've been nothing but nice.

Also, I'm still waiting for the child allowance you owe me. Our son is starving!

Alcar...

Lulz, you shitting dick nipple, I only have a fetish for trolling itnernet tough guys.

Well I'd pay but i hate you. Sorry.

Yay, someone who capitalizes.

Welcome to the OWF.

you obviously have too much free time, if your gonna' follow me round the forums with your head up your rear-end attempting to flame every post i make.

notice i didn't start this 'till you started it.

God, Get a room, Country Bumpkin and Kastere!

Internet= SRS BUSNS.

Thank you Skillya. I'm a bit strict on myself when it comes to grammar. I'm a masturbating S&M Grammar Nazi. As for the two word-warriors blurting out random obscenities, I bet on Kastere!

I bet on Trebek.

A real Grammar Nazi wouldn't constantly do the whole 'asterisk action' thing. That's for 14 year olds and retards.

You, sir, seem to be a double threat.

Oh my, my first troll! How exciting. :fuzgrin:
I'm giddy as a school girl! What should my comeback be? Hmmm... I think I'll go with the lowbrow idiot approach. Yay!


Satisfying on so many levels.

Wow. Emoticon and all.

I'm not 'attempting' anything, Mr.Mongler, I am succeding with unquestionable gusto.

go on! thats it! just keep throwing random immature yankee slang in with your 'flaming'.
jesus fuckin' wept, with the greatest of respect Kastere, FUCK OFF.

Listen, Richard, you dun got trolled, and I be pretty happy 'bout dat, jus' head on back to de farm lol!!!!!!!!