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skillyaslig 01-05-2008 03:04 AM
you males.
whats with all the weird muds eh? Ah what the heck, groupies :D
Well, I can make myself cry, and...yeah, thats about it. Fear my talent!

Nate 01-05-2008 05:40 AM
I can wiggle my ears.

I can solve other people's C++ compile-time errors over MSN.

Wil 01-05-2008 06:08 AM
Oh yes, I have some bodily talents. I can flare my nostrils, raise each of my eyebrows independently, and move my scalp around so it looks like I’m wearing a wig.

A stupidly long wig. :p

abe is now! 01-05-2008 08:21 AM
I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.

Wings of Fire 01-05-2008 08:28 AM
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I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.
Wouldn't work. I have no shame and probably most of the STDs you have.

oddyssey 01-05-2008 08:45 AM
i can curl my toung and i can do pretty pictures, dont know if that one counts but i dont really care:D

Mojo 01-05-2008 08:57 AM
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I can move you with a finger if I lick it before.
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Wouldn't work. I have no shame and probably most of the STDs you have.

These two win.

abe is now! 01-05-2008 10:09 AM
Yes, and I can also be the most famous man and the most respected of a big town as New York, if I don't wash me for a week. I usually don't do it, but if you want I do it.

Fuzzle King 01-05-2008 10:16 AM
i can move my ears without touching them.thats about it.

abe is now! 01-05-2008 10:50 AM
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i can move my ears without touching them.thats about it.
I can do it. I must move my forehead.

Fuzzle King 01-05-2008 11:02 AM
yep.thats what i do.

Zerox 01-06-2008 09:14 AM
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Wow, you're actually bragging about your IQ on a fucking video game forum. I don't know if that's arrogant or just plain pathetic.
Yeesh, someone's a bit high on the testosterone today. I'm just pleased to have a half decent IQ. Don't see what your problem with that is.

OT: I can crack my wrists, neck, elbows, and jaw.

Disgruntled Intern 01-06-2008 09:27 AM
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Yeesh, someone's a bit high on the testosterone today. I'm just pleased to have a half decent IQ. Don't see what your problem with that is.


My problem is that your IQ is not a talent. If you were a mongoloid with a low IQ five years ago, yet you somehow managed to beat genetics and increase it, yeah, that would be talent.

As it is, you're just a douche tooting his proverbial horn.

Zerox 01-06-2008 09:40 AM
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My problem is that your IQ is not a talent. If you were a mongoloid with a low IQ five years ago, yet you somehow managed to beat genetics and increase it, yeah, that would be talent.

As it is, you're just a douche tooting his proverbial horn.
Well, I know what your talent is: Finding something wrong with everything someone says.

To make you happy, I'll attempt to rephrase that: I am intelligent and have alot of good knowledge on nature, animals, dinosaurs blah blah blah.

And yes, intelligence is a talent in this day and age, when you look at prime ministers and the low amount of intelligence required to be allowed to control the country...

abe is now! 01-06-2008 09:42 AM
I can touch my nose with my tongue easily.

Leto 01-06-2008 12:08 PM
Zerox you should really just shut up, because if you were intelligent you would not brag about your super_intellect on a forum full of idiots.

Mojo 01-06-2008 12:17 PM
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I can touch my nose with my tongue easily.

I can put my tongue IN my nose. Yeah, I have a flexible tongue.

OANST 01-06-2008 12:19 PM
I can put my tongue in vaginas.

Alcar 01-06-2008 12:23 PM
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I can put my tongue in vaginas.
Oooo, I have every mind to counter that, but it's foul.

Alcar...

Hobo 01-06-2008 12:57 PM
I can put my tongue in my mouth

Disgruntled Intern 01-06-2008 01:12 PM
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I can put my tongue in vaginas.
This is why I love you, sir.

OANST 01-06-2008 01:17 PM
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This is why I love you, sir.
And I've told you that before we commence with this sort of thing you need to do some trimming. I don't like to mix intercourse and dental hygiene.

MA 01-06-2008 02:21 PM
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Well, well, your all very lucky because having talents is my Speciality! I'll put them in bullet form for convience...:)
I am double jointed in all my fingers and both of my thumbs
I can make the call of the Wipper-Will
I can perform small acts of telekinesis
I can naturally play the didgeridoo
I'm a swell artist
I can wiggle both of my middle knuckles
I have an amazing diabolical laugh
I'm naturaly very strong
I'm very smart
I can snap without using my thumbs
I can make fart sounds just using my hands
I'm very resistent to the cold
I'm a great gamer
I can shake my hands so fast some of it becomes a blur
I can have selective seeing
Umm....it's late and this is all I can think of for now :(
I'll post more later.
is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.

Paramite of War 01-06-2008 02:34 PM
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is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.
Whats a CV?

Disgruntled Intern 01-06-2008 04:06 PM
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Whats a CV?
Cunt Virus.

Havoc 01-06-2008 05:14 PM
Curriculum Vitae, in simple terms it's your résumé.

I am great in bed. Yea cliche but true non the less :tard:.

Salamander 01-06-2008 10:30 PM
This thread is painful to read.. Anyone looked at their dictionary lately?

Mac Sirloin 01-07-2008 03:55 AM
Why do we dun need to dun do that?

Strike Witch 01-07-2008 04:10 AM
Nyoro~n!

=^-^=

lolwapanese.


Dictionary are always so outdated, they need a constantly online one.

Bullet Magnet 01-07-2008 05:18 AM
Er, Dictionary.com?


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