"Don't want to be an American Idiot". Startled was Alcar to see Nurgle spew second rate pop-punk so plainly he turned on his CD player and let rip with some...

...Unparelledly complicated Buckethead riffs, including Nottingham Lace, Frozen Brains Tell no Tales, and Magua's Scalp.
All of these, combined with the muscial tastes of...

.....of an injured sea lion drove the populace into a Macarena frenzy the likes of which the world will never see again. The surviving spoons saw this and recognized it as an opportunity to......

...covertly form a coalition with the Cereal Bowl Society. This move would stabilize their position in the chaotic world which echoed from the musical clash between Nurgle and Alcar. Meanwhile,...

...Hobo in his dark fortress at worlds end gazed into his crystal ball and plotted how he could turn this all to his advantage. Stumbling across a idea he picked himself up off the floor and turning some levers in an intricate fashion he released a horrible flame macro upon the forums, the purpose of this diabolical program was to...

...Generate thoughts of mutiny up into the minds of the forumites, in hope to overthrow the Benevolent Alcar and his team of color coded mod's.
Little did they know that another player was in on this, working from the shadows, it was....

...Kastere, his mad thoughts driven by his tremendously magnificent weeds, had secretly been collecting goods for the spoons, for it was illegal for the spoons themselves to even exist, and so they weren't able to buy/steal goods themselves. However, with Kastere's help, they had got enough tic tacs to hire the terrorists of Iraqistan, whowere ordered to attack hobo's fortress, as his disruption of the forumites and the mods was also disrupting their master plan, which was...